The Last Person Thread - 2.0

[14 Kempo]

I'll bet Arni is eating now.

 

[14 Kempo]

I should change my name from "14 Kempo" to "ThreadKiller" ...

 

[arnisador]

You haven't killed my appetite!

 

[14 Kempo]

You haven't killed my appetite!

That's virtually impossible!

 

[arnisador]

...wanna split a pizza?

 

[14 Kempo]

most certainly!

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Good afternoon everybody!

 

[14 Kempo]

Good afternoon everybody!

What be it, Jeff?

 

[arnisador]

Just finished an ice cream sundae for dinner...

 

[Hand Sword]

My "day" hasn't started yet and it's already in the toilet. Unbelievable! Then again, I am condemned, as the gods truly hate me and treat me as a play toy constantly. Hopefully your all doing well this evening.

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Good evening everybody!

Sorry to hear your day is already in the crapper HS.

 

[Hand Sword]

Thanx. I guess if the god's are targeting me, they're leaving all of you alone.

 

[Hand Sword]

Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!! The night continues!!!! I'm like a golf ball on a golf course of the gods. Each is taking swings at me and sinking me into one hole after another. It just doesn't stop!

 

[Hand Sword]

Proof positive? I put my bag and coat down and my work pants rip! I'm stuck until my shift ends. It just keeps coming and coming .......

 

[Hand Sword]

I knew I should have stayed home and not done anything. Just curl up in a ball in the darkness and pack it in. You can't battle the divine!

 

[Hand Sword]

As the phrase goes: BOHICA!!!!!!

 

[Hand Sword]

Further proof? I transferred my files to a portable saver that goes into the next computer. Well, it worked and put what I need printed on the screen...printer at work--Yep! You guessed it! OUT OF INK! I looked for the refills in all of the offices. Yep! You guessed it! ALL OUT!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Hand Sword]

UNCLE!!!!!!!!

I Give up!!!

 

[14 Kempo]

Wake up ... you're having a nightmare!

 

[Hand Sword]

Unfortunately not. But that's the theme of my life. But, it's still early. Plenty of crap left to fall on me!