The Drifting Argument Thread

[Buka]

If anyone approaches me with tofu in hand I will defend myself to the best of my ability.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I don't talk about dirt. I occasionally talk dirty. Not the same thing. Does drinking dirt tea make you talk dirty?

Did you invite the seal for tea? Did you talk dirty to the seal? You are weird. Here is a cute baby elephant seal. I like baby elephants. There was a cute small elephant in Peter Sellers' movie Party. It got painted in psychedelic patterns and then shampooed clean. The elephant - not Peter Sellers.

I saw elephant seals in California... lot of them.... they smell quite bad and make many incredibly rude sounds..... didn't see Peter Sellers there though...but I was not surprised...he's dead.... and if he was on the beach with all those elephant seals...like he would not have survived anyway....it was in San Simeon California..... I was driving North on Highway 1....drove all the way to San Francisco...from Newport Beach...I liked Newport Beach...... I didn't like San Francisco.... but at least it didn't smell quite bad and make many incredibly rude sounds...like elephant seals do.....however Muir woods north of San Francisco is awesome...I would recommend it.......you have to go across the Golden Gate Bridge to get there....which surprisingly is not golden...nor a gate...its just a bridge..... but it gets you to Miur Woods...where they have Banana Slugs....but surprisingly no Bananas.... just lots of Redwood trees......

 

[Xue Sheng]

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If anyone approaches me with tofu in hand I will defend myself to the best of my ability.

If you like spicey food,,,,, and I don't...you should try mabo tofu..it is rather spicy...the wife and kids love it..it is a Chinese dish....The Chinese and the Japanese know how to cook Tofu

 

[AngryHobbit]

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If anyone approaches me with tofu in hand I will defend myself to the best of my ability.

To paraphrase Cipher from Matrix, "You do what we do. Run. You run your a** off."

 

[AngryHobbit]

I saw elephant seals in California... lot of them.... they smell quite bad and make many incredibly rude sounds..... didn't see Peter Sellers there though...but I was not surprised...he's dead.... and if he was on the beach with all those elephant seals...like he would not have survived anyway....it was in San Simeon California..... I was driving North on Highway 1....drove all the way to San Francisco...from Newport Beach...I liked Newport Beach...... I didn't like San Francisco.... but at least it didn't smell quite bad and make many incredibly rude sounds...like elephant seals do.....however Muir woods north of San Francisco is awesome...I would recommend it.......you have to go across the Golden Gate Bridge to get there....which surprisingly is not golden...nor a gate...its just a bridge..... but it gets you to Miur Woods...where they have Banana Slugs....but surprisingly no Bananas.... just lots of Redwood trees......

I am not going across Golden Gate Bridge. Not after what Magneto did to it.

 

[Buka]

Tofu is the Fred Villari of foods.

Speaking of bacon, it's great with real Maple syrup. But where the hell are the home fries!

 

[Xue Sheng]

I am not going across Golden Gate Bridge. Not after what Magneto did to it.

they fixed it

 

[AngryHobbit]

Tofu is the Fred Villari of foods.

Speaking of bacon, it's great with real Maple syrup. But where the hell are the home fries!

Mmmm, potato wedges, gently roasted with a sprinkling of olive oil, coarse salt, and parsley.

 

[AngryHobbit]

they fixed it

N-uh... Not buying it. You are just trying to lure me onto it and lull me into false sense of security to avoid surrendering your bacon to me.

 

[Xue Sheng]

N-uh... Not buying it. You are just trying to lure me onto it and lull me into false sense of security to avoid surrendering your bacon to me.

Nah, they fixed, honest...see

 

[Buka]

While we're in Madison County, might as well visit the bridge from the movie The Bridge on the River Kwai, which wasn't really on the river Kwai, but, then, neither was I.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Nah, they fixed, honest...see

I prefer this one - it comes with Chow Yun Fat.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I POUNDed. I ate a burger. No bacon involved, but I added onion jam.

 

[Tames D]

I prefer Pearl Jam.

 

[Dirty Dog]

I prefer Pearl Jam.

Grape jelly for me. Or jam. I'm not entirely certain what the difference is.
But no marmalade. Never could stand that.

 

[pdg]

jelly for me. Or jam. I'm not entirely certain what the difference is.

Jelly is served with ice cream at kid's parties.

Jam isn't.

 

[Tames D]

Grape jelly for me. Or jam. I'm not entirely certain what the difference is.

One is a fish.

 

[pdg]

One is a fish.

A jamfish?

Never heard of it.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Grape jelly for me. Or jam. I'm not entirely certain what the difference is.
But no marmalade. Never could stand that.

Jelly is made with gelatin and , more often than not, does not include actual fruit - the fruit is boiled in the water-gelatin mix in a baggie, and then, once the infusion is done, it's taken out. Jam includes fruit but not gelatin.

What have you got against marmalade? I make AWESOME orange marmalade. And even more awesome vodka-based orange cordial.

 

[CB Jones]

Blackberry jelly for the win!

The best!