I was wondering when Seuss would show up.I'm sensing a bacon revolt...and it is aimed at me....well I AIN'T GONNA CAVE!!!!!
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat it in the rain.
I will not eat it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not eat it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!
I do not like
that Bacon
stuff