The Best Star Wars lines

[mrhnau]

Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vaders Underwear. (Leia)

Commence Underwear Ignition (DS tech)

Her resitance to the underwear probe was considerable (Vader)

 

[Brian R. VanCise]

Hillarious! :rofl: This is a great thread! :lfao:

 

[SFC JeffJ]

A long time ago, in underpants far, far away......

 

[MSTCNC]

Luke! Trust your underwear, Luke! (OWK)


Luke: I got underwear!

Lando: Great, Kid! Don't get cocky!


It seems, in your underwear, you killed her! (Emperor)


<hissing sound> UNDERWEAR GAS! (OWK)


Oh, God! Make it stop! Can't... breath... laughing... too... hard! :lfao: :lfao:

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Help us Obi Wan, you're our only underpants?

 

[CoryKS]

Leia: "The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more underpants will slip through your fingers."

 

[mrhnau]

you are all clear kid. Lets blow this underwear and go home! (Solo)

Great underwear kid! That was one in a million! (Solo)

 

[mrhnau]

I'm going to have to write these down keep 'em coming!

 

[JBrainard]

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this.

I got all of them except the ones above.
And I thought I was the king of Star Wars quotes...

"I can feel your underwear."

 

[mrhnau]

I got all of them except the ones above.
And I thought I was the king of Star Wars quotes...

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home. Luke said this when they were discussing targetting the Death Star exhaust port. Underpants = T-16

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily guarded than this. Han said this on Endor when trying to get into the back door. Underpants = Places

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down. I think this was Lando, waiting for the Shield Generator to be destroyed on Endor. I am not 100%, but I think Underwear = Shield. Anyone correct me on this one?

 

[JBrainard]

We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down. I think this was Lando, waiting for the Shield Generator to be destroyed on Endor. I am not 100%, but I think Underwear = Shield. Anyone correct me on this one?

I think that's right, my memory fails me sometimes...

 

[CoryKS]

Leia: "When you've gotten past the underpants, proceed directly to the rendezvous point."

 

[JBrainard]

Leia: "When you've gotten past the underpants, proceed directly to the rendezvous point."

Now that's just crude :lfao:

"Your underwear has made you powerful."

 

[mrhnau]

Now that's just crude :lfao:

Dude, alot of these have been LOL, but I must admit, that was pretty bad LOL!

 

[CoryKS]

Now that's just crude :lfao:

"Your underwear has made you powerful."

I didn't write the dialog, I'm just following the rules.

 

[JBrainard]

"Now, release your anger, and take your father's place in my underwear."

 

[mrhnau]

"Now, release your anger, and take your father's place in my underwear."

foul foul!

"now, release your anger, and take your father's place by my side"

three words!

I've thought of a ton of ones that involve more than one word LOL

 

[JBrainard]

foul foul!

"now, release your anger, and take your father's place by my side"

three words!

I've thought of a ton of ones that involve more than one word LOL

Ok, how 'bout this:

Luke "But how will I know the good underwear from the bad?"
Yoda "You will know."

Also,

"A jedi uses the underwear for knowledge and defence, never for attack."

 

[Hand Sword]

We are quite safe from your pitiful little band here, an entire legion of my best underpants awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid that this underwear will be quite operational, when your friends arrive.

 

[MA-Caver]

We are quite safe from your pitiful little band here, an entire legion of my best underpants awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid that this underwear will be quite operational, when your friends arrive.

Now that one was good.