The Best Star Wars lines

[MA-Caver]

Has anyone done this one?

From ROJ: Vader arrives at the new (incomplete) Death Star and is talking with commander about lack of progress ...

Vader: Perhaps I can find new underpants to motivate them?

 

[mrhnau]

Has anyone done this one?

From ROJ: Vader arrives at the new (incomplete) Death Star and is talking with commander about lack of progress ...

Vader: Perhaps I can find new underpants to motivate them?

Thats pretty good.... don't think its been mentioned.

How about this one? same conversation:

"The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
"He asks the impossible. I need more underwear!"

 

[Drac]

Han to Obi-Wan in the Las Isley spaceport bar.."Someone is admiring your underpants"...Oh had that been listed...

 

[CoryKS]

[paraphrasing from memory]

Kenobi: "The sand people frighten easily, but they will soon return in larger underpants."

Kenobi: "The sand people ride single file to hide their underpants."

Greedo: "Now Jabba's put underpants on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you."

Greedo: "He may only take your underpants."

Han Solo: "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange underpants."

 

[Fionn McCool]

I think you're all examples of why this film franchise should really just stop!:jediduel:


LOL

 

[Drac]

C3PO=In the Cloud City store room "Underwear here?"

 

[MA-Caver]

I think you're all examples of why this film franchise should really just stop!:jediduel:
LOL

You know... from your avatar you've just inspired me... HEY Ya'll lets do Star Trek TOS and TNG using Underpants to fill in those boring plot lines... heh heh heh...

Anyway here's another one I don't think I've seen... heh...

Vader picking up that rebel by the throat in A New Hope....

VADER: What have you done with those underpants?

REBEL OFFICER: We intercepted no underpants. Aack....This is a
consular ship. Were on a diplomatic mission.

VADER: If this is a counselor's ship...Then where (are) the underpants?
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After R-2 and C-3P0 have blasted away in the escape pod...
CHIEF PILOT: There goes another one.

CAPTAIN: Hold your fire. There are no underpants. It must have been
short-circuited.

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THREEPIO: That's funny, the underpant doesn't look as bad from out here.

Artoo beeps an assuring response.
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HAN: I hope the old man got that underpant out if commission, or this is going to be a real short trip. Okay, hit it!
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LEIA: The technical readouts of that battle station. I only hope that
when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet!

HAN: It is for me, sister! Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the underpants!

 

[Drac]

Han Solo= "We'll just float away with the rest of the underpants"

 

[mrhnau]

"I'm standing here in underwear and you're having delusions of granduer!" C-3PO to R2

 

[Hand Sword]

C3po in star wars, when the crew was in the trash compactor : "Curse my metal underwear! I wasn't fast enough!"

 

[MA-Caver]

Moff Tarkin threatening Leia with the destruction of Alderran:

"Would you prefer another underpants? A military underpants? Then name the underpants!"

Leia:"I don't know where you get your underpants laserbrain"

Han: "Laugh it up fuzzball, you didn't see us in the south passage... she expressed her true underpants to me!"