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Kirk
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Originally posted by WilliamTLear
I heard that twinkies have a shelf life of like a million years, or something like that.
It's that Yellow Dye number 5. Ancient Egyptians used it for their
mummification processes.
To give more history, Hitler believed that the country which
had the most yellow dye number 5 would be unstoppable in
battle.
And in present day, not many know this (so be glad that I'm a
member here and can enlighten all of you) the U.S's supply of
yellow dye number 5 is dangerously low. Which I don't have to
tell you people, seriously threatens twinkie production. Rumor
has it that Sadam has been stock piling yellow dye number 5 for
years, and is in secret twinkie production, right now as we speak!
So Bush is making up all this weapons of mass destruction stuff,
just so we can go in there, and take over their massive stock of
yellow dye number 5!!! Well I say, NO WAR over yellow dye number 5!!!!!!!!!