Stuck in a rut.

[RyuShiKan]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear

According to Gou, there are two things that make him happy, Booze and Porn. There's only one problem, I can't find adult videos that feature sasquatch female on female action. :lol: I guess his futile attempt to find a sasquatch colony will continue indefinately. (Apparently right of passage for his membership in THE ROYAL CANADIAN MOUNTED SPETSNAZ)

Hasta,
Billy

well porn does have it's merrits...........

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by RyuShiKan

Did you the Chinese word for "dog" is "Gou"?????

Is that him drinking or after drinking?

 

[RyuShiKan]

Originally posted by Seig

Is that him drinking or after drinking?

Must be after

 

[GouRonin]

That's me normally...

Sit right back folks and I will tell you some of the tail of how "Gou Ronin" came to be. For obvious reasons I have to change some of the names and leave incidents out to protect both the innocent and myself.

Gou is indeed the chinese word for the dog. In an ironic twist of fate, the word Ronin is a japanese word for a masterless Samurai. Hence we have a Dog with no Master. (Bad dog! Baaaad dog!)

That is the short of it. There is more, such as "The Clan Of The Dog" which I cannot go into detail too much about due to secrecy reasons. But this much I can say and have said on this site.
http://members.tripod.com/~russianmartialart/dogclan.html

I was born in the year of the dog, the season of the dog, the month of the dog and even the time of the dog with an element of metal. Anyone wishing to know more about the dog zodiac can go here for a synopsis.
http://members.tripod.com/~russianmartialart/dogborn.html

 

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by GouRonin

That's me normally...

Sit right back folks and I will tell you some of the tail of how "Gou Ronin" came to be. For obvious reasons I have to change some of the names and leave incidents out to protect both the innocent and myself.

Gou is indeed the chinese word for the dog. In an ironic twist of fate, the word Ronin is a japanese word for a masterless Samurai. Hence we have a Dog with no Master. (Bad dog! Baaaad dog!)

That is the short of it. There is more, such as "The Clan Of The Dog" which I cannot go into detail too much about due to secrecy reasons. But this much I can say and have said on this site.
http://members.tripod.com/~russianmartialart/dogclan.html

I was born in the year of the dog, the season of the dog, the month of the dog and even the time of the dog with an element of metal. Anyone wishing to know more about the dog zodiac can go here for a synopsis.
http://members.tripod.com/~russianmartialart/dogborn.html

You can definately see how he's not denying the porn/booze thing, eh?

 

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear
You can definately see how he's not denying the porn/booze thing, eh?

My attempt at cheap diversion was not effective against the mighty mister Lear.

You make it sound so ... so ... "dirty..."

 

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by GouRonin

My attempt at cheap diversion was not effective against the mighty mister Lear.

You make it sound so ... so ... "dirty..."

Only when you're turned on by sasquatch! :lol:

 

[Goldendragon7]

:rofl:

 

[RCastillo]

Originally posted by Seig

I'd love to, get your butt up here!

Great, I'm still waiting for the IKKO company jet to pick me up. It's by passed me twice already!:wah:

 

[GouRonin]

Originally posted by RCastillo
Great, I'm still waiting for the IKKO company jet to pick me up. It's by passed me twice already!

That's because it's delivering it's super secret payload of deep fried twinkies to the lair of the IKKO mastermind.

 

[Seig]

Did someone say twinkies?

 

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by Seig

Did someone say twinkies?

Not Me!!! :barf:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Twinkies, I wonder how much water you have to consume to flush the twinkie out of your body?
Jason Farnsworth

 

[Goldendragon7]

:shrug:

 

[KenpoGirl]

What happened to my attempt at a serious discussion???
You've turned it into Talk of Twinkies? :wah:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Just kidding. You guys are a riot. Almost as funny as our other thread.

But Twinkies????? Yuck :barf: is right!!!

I prefer Joe Louies. Yum, don't get between me and my chocolate. I don't share.

 

[Goldendragon7]

 

[Seig]

Hey now! Don't be bashing Twinkies!!!!!!!! Golden Sponge Cake....Creamy Filling.......yum........
Ok, so maybe a few of you don't like Twinkies, how bout Moon Pies?

 

[WilliamTLear]

Originally posted by Seig

Hey now! Don't be bashing Twinkies!!!!!!!! Golden Sponge Cake....Creamy Filling.......yum........
Ok, so maybe a few of you don't like Twinkies, how bout Moon Pies?

I like Hostess Cup Cakes my self...

I heard that twinkies have a shelf life of like a million years, or something like that. Anything with that amount of preservatives can't be good for you. :barf:

 

[Seig]

Originally posted by WilliamTLear

I like Hostess Cup Cakes my self...

I heard that twinkies have a shelf life of like a million years, or something like that. Anything with that amount of preservatives can't be good for you. :barf:

I hear there are a lot of Cup Cakes out your way!

 

[GouRonin]

One of the newest snack crazes at fairs etc is deep fried twinkies.

They freeze them. Batter them up with a sugar batter. Shove a stick in them. Then deep fry them.

OMG...I can feel my heart stopping from just reading that!