Never? Never once?? I think you better take a deep breath, think, then post.
Granted, grapplers dominated early MMA, especially UFC, because the stand-up fighters were, on the whole, totally unprepared for dirt-rolling, and they had their butt's handed to them - but thats like turning up to a football game and only having offensive plays. Of course you're gunna get whooped. Once the strikers started learning take-down defence, which is only a small part of grappling, the playing field definately changed. Dan Henderson, for example, has excellent TD defence - so does Pedro Rizzo, who despite being a Vale Tudo fighter, has won the vast, vast majority of his fights by KO, TKO or submission to strikes (many from GnP, but his stand up power is amazing.)
How about Cal Worsham, a (gasp) TKD stylist?? His MMA record is not great (6-7-0), but those 6 ticks in the W column would indicate some success, dont you think??
And finally, does anyone remember a 220-or so-lb Kenpo BB knocking out a 600-or-so-lb wannabe-sumo in the early days of UFC?? Counts as a pure stirker in my book.
Grappling is a vital part of the MMA game, but a far smaller part of the MA game, as a whole. I likes it, i do, but i've sparred with BJJ guys, and its definately possible to beat 'em - i've done it....just as i've been pretzelled by them, in my turn.
As far as the OP - Wile E. Coyote wins by submission - Rocket Skate in Gracie's Butt. :uhyeah: