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[Carol]

Yeah, we used to have those too but they really didn't stand a chance against ... Muldjewangk

A bacon monster????

 

[K-man]

Text me sometime

Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.

 

[Carol]

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[Tames D]

Text me sometime

Only if you make me write bad checks

 

[jks9199]

Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.

Nope; she's a Supporting Member. She can post ads.

(Now, I think I need to hide. I've been advised angering engineers is unwise... )

 

[Cirdan]

Yeah, we used to have those too but they really didn't stand a chance against ... Muldjewangk

You call that a serpent? This is a serpent! The Midgard Serpent to be exact.

 

[Cirdan]

Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.

Shut up and have some dragon mead. :cheers:

 

[K-man]

You call that a serpent? This is a serpent! The Midgard Serpent to be exact.

What is that pretty looking creature? Here they have obviously all been chased away by our pet salties ...

 

[Cirdan]

What is that pretty looking creature? Here they have obviously all been chased away by our pet salties ...

Your little pets are good for making lady shoes and handbags :lol2:

 

[elder999]

All of this silliness...why, just today, scientists accepted a film of your pitiful northern "serpent" as genuine.

Pitiful. :lfao:

Now, where my mom comes from, we have geological evidence of great creatures roaming the earth- heebétox na- "Great bears,"- wox na....and one left its mark upon the earth long ago, at Wox Niiinon -"Bear Lodge," or "place where Bears live." Y'all know it from the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind-or you may even have been to "Devils Tower."

:lfao:

 

[Cirdan]

All of this silliness...why, just today, scientists accepted a film of your pitiful northern "serpent" as genuine.

Pitiful. :lfao:

Now, where my mom comes from, we have geological evidence of great creatures roaming the earth- heebétox na- "Great bears,"- wox na....and one left it's mark upon the earth long ago, at Wox Niiinon -"Bear Lodge," or "place where Bears live." Y'all know it from the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind-or you may even have been to "Devils Tower."
:lfao:

Pff. Next you will be telling me the good `ol Fenris Wolf is nor real either. I jus saw him out there in the woods, all the mead we consumed had nothing to do with it I know what I saw!

 

[K-man]

Your little pets are good for making lady shoes and handbags :lol2:

Of course these are just the babies.

 

[K-man]

These are now only found in the Hawkesbury River. They were widespread before the bunyips got to them. A couple got away and I heard one ended up in Scotland.

 

[K-man]

Pff. Next you will be telling me the good `ol Fenris Wolf is nor real either. I jus saw him out there in the woods, all the mead we consumed had nothing to do with it I know what I saw!

Good grief! We train creatures like that for obedience trials. They are ******* compared with our drop bears.

 

[elder999]

They are ******* compared with our drop bears.

Dude. "Drop bear" photo? :lfao:

You owe me a monitor!
:spitcoffee:

 

[donnaTKD]

I've always wanted to change my name to Ben Dover.

that one's already been taken

 

[Cirdan]

Good grief! We train creatures like that for obedience trials. They are ******* compared with our drop bears.

Drop Bears are extinct here, our cats found them a bit too tasty. This one had many.

 

[K-man]

Drop Bears are extinct here, our cats found them a bit too tasty. This one had many.

Now I know for certain you are telling porkies. There is absolutely NO evidence to suggest drop bears were anywhere in Europe, or anywhere else in the world for that matter.Apart from the lack of skeletal remains drop bears have a peculiar diet. They need the eucalyptus oil found in our gum trees to mix with the blood of their victims to get proper absorption and nourishment. So there!

 

[Cirdan]

Now I know for certain you are telling porkies. There is absolutely NO evidence to suggest drop bears were anywhere in Europe, or anywhere else in the world for that matter.Apart from the lack of skeletal remains drop bears have a peculiar diet. They need the eucalyptus oil found in our gum trees to mix with the blood of their victims to get proper absorption and nourishment. So there!

Well when the drop bears were gone the fat cat developed a taste for eucalyptus and ate the trees too naturally.
As for the bones evil dwarves use em for building ships.

 

[Tames D]

Text me sometime

Carol, your mailbox is full AGAIN
Text me. I lost your number with my new phone.