A bacon monster????
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A bacon monster????
Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.Text me sometime
Only if you make me write bad checksText me sometime
Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.
Nope; she's a Supporting Member. She can post ads.
(Now, I think I need to hide. I've been advised angering engineers is unwise...
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Cirdan
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Cirdan
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Carol, will you please stop using MT for soliciting. I'm sure it's against the rules.
Shut up and have some dragon mead. :cheers:
What is that pretty looking creature? Here they have obviously all been chased away by our pet salties ...You call that a serpent? This is a serpent! The Midgard Serpent to be exact.
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Cirdan
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All of this silliness...why, just today, scientists accepted a film of your pitiful northern "serpent" as genuine.
Pitiful. :lfao:
Now, where my mom comes from, we have geological evidence of great creatures roaming the earth- heebƩtox na- "Great bears,"- wox na....and one left its mark upon the earth long ago, at Wox Niiinon -"Bear Lodge," or "place where Bears live." Y'all know it from the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind-or you may even have been to "Devils Tower."
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Pitiful. :lfao:Now, where my mom comes from, we have geological evidence of great creatures roaming the earth- heebƩtox na- "Great bears,"- wox na....and one left its mark upon the earth long ago, at Wox Niiinon -"Bear Lodge," or "place where Bears live." Y'all know it from the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind-or you may even have been to "Devils Tower."
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Cirdan
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All of this silliness...why, just today, scientists accepted a film of your pitiful northern "serpent" as genuine.
Now, where my mom comes from, we have geological evidence of great creatures roaming the earth- heebƩtox na- "Great bears,"- wox na....and one left it's mark upon the earth long ago, at Wox Niiinon -"Bear Lodge," or "place where Bears live." Y'all know it from the movie, Close Encounters of the Third Kind-or you may even have been to "Devils Tower."
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Pff. Next you will be telling me the good `ol Fenris Wolf is nor real either. I jus saw him out there in the woods, all the mead we consumed had nothing to do with it I know what I saw!
Of course these are just the babies.Your little pets are good for making lady shoes and handbags :lol2:
Good grief! We train creatures like that for obedience trials. They are ******* compared with our drop bears.Pff. Next you will be telling me the good `ol Fenris Wolf is nor real either. I jus saw him out there in the woods, all the mead we consumed had nothing to do with it I know what I saw!
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Cirdan
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Now I know for certain you are telling porkies. There is absolutely NO evidence to suggest drop bears were anywhere in Europe, or anywhere else in the world for that matter.Apart from the lack of skeletal remains drop bears have a peculiar diet. They need the eucalyptus oil found in our gum trees to mix with the blood of their victims to get proper absorption and nourishment. So there!Drop Bears are extinct here, our cats found them a bit too tasty. This one had many.
Cirdan
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Well when the drop bears were gone the fat cat developed a taste for eucalyptus and ate the trees too naturally.
As for the bones evil dwarves use em for building ships.
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Text me sometime
Carol, your mailbox is full AGAIN
Text me. I lost your number with my new phone.
