Pets!

Which pet is better?

  • Dogs

    Votes: 31 62.0%
  • Cats

    Votes: 23 46.0%
  • Birds

    Votes: 3 6.0%
  • Reptiles/amphibians

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Small mammals

    Votes: 6 12.0%
  • Arachnids/other

    Votes: 4 8.0%

  • Total voters
    50
  • Poll closed .
Originally posted by Goldendragon7
Since you liked that one MAC......
 

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I don't suppose you have any pictures of black panthers or timber wolves?

These are my two top favorite wild animals.

- Ceicei
 
Let me further explain myself:

Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
answer to
"Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with
us
every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it
is
difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will
be
with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you
will
love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish
or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are
and
will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged
his
tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
Kingdom
and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be
a
reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
name,
and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved
them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail!

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and
said,
"Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and
preen
like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
indeed
taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will
be
with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind
them
of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy
of
adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's
eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other.

See what I mean?

:shrug:
 
I think I better send the ASPCA over to the Dragons house. He forgot to say, "No animals were injured/misuded in the photo shoots." Clearly, the disclaimer is missing........................:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by RCastillo
Well, what is it that you have against dogs anyway?:confused:


Lemme use my dogs as an example...

ALL day long, they go outside, and come inside...every 5 minutes!! I'm not lazy or anything...it's just frustrating because all they do is stand on the back porch and look around or drink the stale, old, crummy water in their dish out there instead of drinking the fresh, good water I just put in their bowl prior to letting 'em out.

And my sister's dog...she's a dane/boxer mix...height of the dane, muzzle of the boxer...this dog can go up to the table and lick EVERYTHING out of a pie, and leave the crust in tact. She's done it before...


...*shrugs* i just don't like dogs that much. tolerable, since dad won't let me have anything else and he gave away my birds *humph*, but not as great as the other pets.
 
Now Rusty. I like all animals and have several but this is why dogs are special. Seventeen years ago my wife decided she wanted a dog so I found her a cute chow puppy.(I literally grew up in my grandfathers kennels so I was sorta over dogs by then.) So we go on vacation with the puppy and we're tooling around old port in portland,ME and I've got the mall glaze thing going on walking around like a zombie while the queen goes in yet one more shop. Coupla cute girls walk by and see the puppy and stop to chat. Pretty soon there's about twelve really good looking women oogling the puppy when the queen returns. Priceless.
 
My wife's pooch, Draco....I don't have any photos of my cat, he won't sit for a photo.... damn cat.
 
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