Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
I think I got my first AARP letter at 29. My girlfriend at the time thought it was hilarious (she was 40).
My Girlfriend at the time (who later became a fiancée...who later became an ex-fiancée) was 33, but I never told her about it...because I will never admit it happened...I categorically deny any knowledge of mail from AARP