Monarch of the Mountain

[someguy]

Ah Heiddeger my friend let us go talk with elder about Being... Surly this well make him cry then take so many advil for his headache that he passes out and I can depose him with a minumum of effort thus making me Monarch of the mountain.

 

[Lisa]

I look around to find that someguy has become bored and has wondered off in search of a good meal leaving the mountain unattended. I thow what is left of his "camp" stuff down the mountain, clean up the empties and am now monarch of the mountain.

 

[elder999]

I look around to find that someguy has become bored and has wondered off in search of a good meal leaving the mountain unattended. I thow what is left of his "camp" stuff down the mountain, clean up the empties and am now monarch of the mountain.

I sneak upon the apparently sleeping Lisa, entice Lisa's leashed avatar with a gourmet dog biscuit,which I then launch from a catapault-the avatar takes off after it, dragging Lisa behind, and I am again, Monarch of the Mountain.

 

[someguy]

I get a whole lot of mary jane. I burn it all. This of course makes elder999 have to go out on a run to the nearest Taco Bell. Oh I may not have mentioned it yet but I also turned this Taco Bell into a space ship. Have a nice flight the king commands it.

 

[Ceicei]

(singing off-key)

"All mine!" Ceicei cried. "Oh the things I now rule!
I'm Queen of a post! And I'm Queen of the Cool!
I'm Queen of a thread! And, what's more, beyond that,
I'm Queen of the dojo and a mat!
I'm Ceicei the MAist! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of this mountain, you see!"

(Apologies to butchering of Dr. Seuss' "Yertle the Turtle")

Someguy runs off holding his aching ears and I regally reclaim my throne!