A friend of mine recently came up with what is, IMO, the perfect god, as he potentially offends no one. His name is Meh, The Indifferent Deity. There's no need to pray, spend money or time because he doesn't help or hinder you in anyway. He just shrugs and goes "meh..." in a whatever-ish fashion. However, when you say meh as an expression of your own individual indifference to something or other, he gets a chocolate chip cookie. And some milk.
~ Loki
~ Loki
