Here it is
in his own words:
Hey, check this out, I was in an actual streetfight!
Woo hoo.
Anyway, here's the details - was out with a friend of mine at a club in DC.
We're done and it's taking forever to get the buddy's Benz out of the garage,
so he's cursing and bitching at the attendant. I tell him to stop, calm down.
He was drunk; I was lit. So, in a moment of anger, he slams his hand down on
some dude's Expedition that was parked there. Later, the owner comes back and
he's a black guy weighing about 250lbs of bodybuilder bulk at probably 5'9 and
his friend with him looks to run about 190 or 195 and is maybe a little taller.
So, the attendant settles his beef by saying "that guy over there hit your
car." Needless to say, both of these fools went right after him, got up in his
face, were yelling, posturing, etc.
Here's where things get ugly. My friend won't keep his mouth shut. He's
talking back, talking ****, cursing at these two negroes who are obviously
looking to fight. I'm standing to the side of them on about 10 on the mellowed
out scale, not looking to do ****, just get the hell out of there before this
gets ugly. But, my guy won't shut up. So, they freakin start smacking him,
hit him a couple times, get him down and **** like that. So, I intervened
essentially to try to make peace and of course, they both come after me. My
goal is to get them off of him, no more no less, and so I retreat tactically
but take a shot from the littler one on the cheek. **** was happening way too
fast for my physical condition. For now, the action is over. My dude beats a
retreat across the street and these guys start talking **** to him from our
side of the street. I'm thinking of taking a flanking shot at the guy who hit
me and am moving in his direction. My buddy is across the street, safe for
now.
So, what does he do? He starts talking back to them. They run across the
street after him and I am, at this point, wondering if I should just let him
get his ****ing *** kicked. But, being the good friend that I am, I trudge
across to help. Once they see me coming up, they disengage from kicking him in
the head and come after me. I was backing up because, ****, I couldn't much
see totally straight, and the littler guy starts trying to take swings. I duck
and cover on him, but slipped on the street due to the clinch shoving and the
fact that he had sneakers and I was in dress shoes. So, from my knees, I tied
up his legs as he was trying to kick me and worked my way to his lapels. He
was unable to hit me but his buddy immediately began running around to my head
to try to kick me. So, I put a modified spider guard out there and spun to N/S
on the first one and used my legs to block the big guy and to hold distance
with him. The other guy couldn't do **** because my head was covered in his
chest between my arms and I had him pulled onto me as a shield. After 10 or so
seconds of them getting nowhere, they disengaged and I let the guy go. No
further attack ensued.
I learned a few things from this:
1) don't go out with people who don't know when to keep their mouths shut. Had
he simply walked away or talked away, this **** wouldn't have happened.
2) fighting while high is hard to do. I literally did not have sufficient
reaction time nor could I generate the power to do much damage in a fist fight.
These guys swung wildly and did not hit particularly hard. I took a square
shot on the face and was unfazed by it, except for some soreness the next day.
3) Jiu Jitsu works. Period. Without the knowledge on how to use guard, even in
a sport JJ class, this would have been really ugly. I came out with a ripped
shirt, my friend was close to getting sent to the hospital. And, I don't mean
Japanese JJ, I mean BJJ.
4) the ground is not a bad place to be in a multiple opponent encounter. I was
safer there, took less risk, less damage, than I did while upright, even
defending against 2 people who were much larger, faster, and more violent than
I was. When you have 450lbs of guys trying to swarm you in a fairly
coordinated fashion and you are not on 11 as far as violence goes, it is very
difficult to stay upright, and especially when you aren't dressed properly for
it. My shoes had no traction. So, I let the earth cover my back and let one
guy serve as a shield.
Streetfights are very fast and chaotic. If you're not ready and you don't have
a plan and you can't count on your people, avoid them. Had I been sober or in
fighting shape, I am fairly sure I could have taken both of these guys assuming
no one else jumped in for them. In retrospect, I probably should have attacked
immediately and gone for a collar choke, takedown to mount to rear naked, or a
kimura from guard, but I had to watch out for guy #2 and to attempt to get him
to stop beating the hell out of my friend. Had I had a JJ classmate with me,
we'd have won, no doubt, but I wasn't with one of those guys. These dudes
fought smart together, always getting 2 on 1, then when I showed up, going 2 on
1 against me, so that they always had numerical advantage. Fighting is about
initiative - they took it and we never got it back. I really wanted to
blindside the smaller guy after he hit me, but my friend could not keep his
mouth shut long enough for me to even start running at the damned guy. Oh
well. Anyone got any comments?
Trav
Yes, alcohol was involved. Shocking, I know.
Also of note was that the two attackers seemed to be looking for a fight and practiced at fighting as a team.
Peace favor your sword,
Kirk