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[Monkey Turned Wolf]

I came up with an argument to suggest bjj is the grappling equivalent of no contact karate. Its a ridiculous argument, but i may post it at some point if i get bored enough.

 

[Xue Sheng]

If the Chinese Embassy calls you and tells you that you have been ban form China....hang up...its a scam...don't do what Mrs Xue did and talk to them for an hour before you realize something ain't right

 

[AngryHobbit]

I'll see what the MD says...that or I'm thinking by Thanksgiving this will be me on my front porch yelling "YOU KIDS GIT OFFA MY LAWN"

<skips off merrily to Zumba>

 

[Xue Sheng]

Don't know why I thought of this...I think I posted this a long time ago......This is America according to North Korean Propaganda films

 

[Xue Sheng]

<skips off merrily to Zumba>

Ain't doin' no ZUMBA...now git yer zumba OFFA MY LAWN!!!!!

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I'll see what the MD says...that or I'm thinking by Thanksgiving this will be me on my front porch yelling "YOU KIDS GIT OFFA MY LAWN"

Thanksgiving is the time to take that up. There will doubtless be kids in the area who don't live nearby, and who don't belong on your lawn.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

If the Chinese Embassy calls you and tells you that you have been ban form China....hang up...its a scam...don't do what Mrs Xue did and talk to them for an hour before you realize something ain't right

If they called me and told me that, I'd suspect something immediately. Mostly because I don't think China is aware of my existence.

 

[Xue Sheng]

If they called me and told me that, I'd suspect something immediately. Mostly because I don't think China is aware of my existence.

I gotten three calls at my house from Homeland security...who spoke incredibly good Mandarin by the way..., that I was going to be deported.....the last time I spoke to them only in the little German I know...have not received a call since...and I have not been deported yet either.

 

[Monkey Turned Wolf]

Don't know why I thought of this...I think I posted this a long time ago......This is America according to North Korean Propaganda films

The phrase 'a long time ago' put cotton-eye joe in my head, and now my mind wont stop singing it...

 

[Xue Sheng]

The phrase 'a long time ago' put cotton-eye joe in my head, and now my mind wont stop singing it...

oh.... you mean.....THIS Cotton Eye Joe

Yeah.... I know... that was evil.... but today...I'm ok with that...(Inset evil laugh here)

 

[AngryHobbit]

Ain't doin' no ZUMBA...now git yer zumba OFFA MY LAWN!!!!!

 

[AngryHobbit]

If they called me and told me that, I'd suspect something immediately. Mostly because I don't think China is aware of my existence.

Russia... on the other hand....

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I gotten three calls at my house from Homeland security...who spoke incredibly good Mandarin by the way..., that I was going to be deported.....the last time I spoke to them only in the little German I know...have not received a call since...and I have not been deported yet either.

I get about a call a week from the IRS, telling me there are federal agents waiting to arrest me if I don't make immediate payment. Those agents are apparently quite patient.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

The phrase 'a long time ago' put cotton-eye joe in my head, and now my mind wont stop singing it...

I get ear worms that way all the time. Unfortunately for the Hobbit, it usually leads to me singing the phrase that's stuck in my head, then replacing the words with something more entertaining (for me).

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Russia... on the other hand....

 

[drop bear]

I came up with an argument to suggest bjj is the grappling equivalent of no contact karate. Its a ridiculous argument, but i may post it at some point if i get bored enough.

Yeah. Do it. I will smash it to bits with anecdotes. And appeals to authority.

 

[granfire]

I came up with an argument to suggest bjj is the grappling equivalent of no contact karate. Its a ridiculous argument, but i may post it at some point if i get bored enough.

DOOOOO EEEET!!!

 

[granfire]

Don't know why I thought of this...I think I posted this a long time ago......This is America according to North Korean Propaganda films

The coffee is made from snow.
It's yummie....

then again, Asians are weird

 

[drop bear]

Don't know why I thought of this...I think I posted this a long time ago......This is America according to North Korean Propaganda films

That is epic.

 

[jks9199]

On Halloween my house is well lit and there's candy right there on the porch. Despite that, I have not had a trick or treater, in any house I've lived in, in over thirty years.

We had someone steal the bowl. The candy, too... but that was put out to be taken, so really, not a theft.