Last Person #5

[Xue Sheng]

I.. I mean... my friend shares the office with another person.

That's easy.....have your friend just flat out pay them off to cover for them....or if you.... sorry, I mean your friend has some dirt on their office mate... just flat out blackmail them

 

[donald1]

But.... but.... but... what about work? And the patients? And saving the world? And cussing out tech support in Russian?

Dont worry about work. Everyone procrastinates from Time to time it's expected. The patients can learn patience. Also I am saving the world. One breakfast at a time. Lastly you can cuss out tech support any time you want.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Dont worry about work. Everyone procrastinates from Time to time it's expected. The patients can learn patience. Also I am saving the world. One breakfast at a time. Lastly you can cuss out tech support any time you want.

Heck, technically I am tech support and I cuss out tech support all the time

 

[jks9199]

How does one take a year-long sabbatical without anyone noticing, while still getting full pay? (Asking for a friend.)

If you find out, share... though I need more like 18 months....

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[Gerry Seymour]

It should also say "WHAT ATE YOU LOOKIN' AT"

And, "Yeah, you would say that with your elitist attitude!" You know, claim some sort of oppression - that makes people get uncomfortable and want to leave.

 

[Xue Sheng]

And, "Yeah, you would say that with your elitist attitude!" You know, claim some sort of oppression - that makes people get uncomfortable and want to leave.

You know, I am beginning to realize my career as a proof reader is over....based on the ever increasing number of Typographical errors I find in my posts...after the fact

 

[AngryHobbit]

Dont worry about work. Everyone procrastinates from Time to time it's expected. The patients can learn patience. Also I am saving the world. One breakfast at a time. Lastly you can cuss out tech support any time you want.

Me? Who said anything about me? I'll let my friend know.

 

[Xue Sheng]

JKD tonight...

 

[Gerry Seymour]

You know, I am beginning to realize my career as a proof reader is over....based on the ever increasing number of Typographical errors I find in my posts...after the fact

Given I had to just go back and look for what you were talking about, maybe mine is, too.

 

[Buka]

A Cane Spider the size of my hand ran across my living room floor last night. Fast son of a *****, too. Scared the bejesus out of me.

I'm still freaked out by spiders. I am such a pussy.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

A Cane Spider the size of my hand ran across my living room floor last night. Fast son of a *****, too. Scared the bejesus out of me.

I'm still freaked out by spiders. I am such a pussy.

I know you don't like guns, but that's what a 12-gauge is for, brother. Walls and floors can be patched after the creepy bastard is done.

 

[AngryHobbit]

A Cane Spider the size of my hand ran across my living room floor last night. Fast son of a *****, too. Scared the bejesus out of me.

I'm still freaked out by spiders. I am such a pussy.

Why didn't you invite him for a nightcap?

 

[Xue Sheng]

A Cane Spider the size of my hand ran across my living room floor last night. Fast son of a *****, too. Scared the bejesus out of me.

I'm still freaked out by spiders. I am such a pussy.

I'm with gpseymour on this one..... This is why the 12 gauge was invented

 

[AngryHobbit]

I'm with gpseymour on this one..... This is why the 12 gauge was invented

You are all being very silly. It is perfectly feasible to find common language with spiders. Some of them are even cute.

 

[jks9199]

I love all these PD videos. My lil bro is a reserve deputy and a firefighter/emt. I keep waiting for our local boys to do one.

Ok, I have to ask, what is the thing with a mushroom on your desk?

Where does a mushroom grow, and what do you feed it?

 

[granfire]

Where does a mushroom grow, and what do you feed it?

In the dark, and loads of manure.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

In the dark, and loads of manure.

Hence, the mushroom.

 

[Buka]

I know you don't like guns, but that's what a 12-gauge is for, brother. Walls and floors can be patched after the creepy bastard is done.

I'm with gpseymour on this one..... This is why the 12 gauge was invented

I have absolutely no problem shot-gunning a big spider on my floor. Except for one thing. It was after midnight and my wife was getting up at 2:30 for an online meeting in Boston.

Waking her up scares me more......unless it was headed towards the bedroom. Then she would have been good with that.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I have absolutely no problem shot-gunning a big spider on my floor. Except for one thing. It was after midnight and my wife was getting up at 2:30 for an online meeting in Boston.

Waking her up scares me more......unless it was headed towards the bedroom. Then she would have been good with that.

A clear display of good decision making. Except for that part where you didn't shoot the spider.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Where does a mushroom grow, and what do you feed it?

That is a REALLY personal question!