Last Person #5

[Xue Sheng]

The truth is, you suffer by not consuming bacon.

WRONG!!!! Bacon is a horribly vile, bad for you, overly salted, overly preserved, thin slab of cancer causing, coronary just waiting to happen....

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Bacon..... should be eradicated from the plant

See, there's your error. Bacon doesn't grow on plants.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

WRONG!!!! Bacon is a horribly vile, bad for you, overly salted, overly preserved, thin slab of cancer causing, coronary just waiting to happen....

You left out tasty. Really, the rest of it is just minor details.

 

[AngryHobbit]

HEY!!!! Wait just one cotton picking minute there...I am NOT allergic to Bacon..... I just know it is vile and disgusting and should be eradicated from the plant...and I am pretty sure we already settled this and everyone agreed with me on the whole eradicate bacon thing

Yes. I think that constitutes a strong psychological allergy.

 

[AngryHobbit]

WRONG!!!! Bacon is a horribly vile, bad for you, overly salted, overly preserved, thin slab of cancer causing, coronary just waiting to happen....

Yes... it's delicious, isn't it?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Yes... it's delicious, isn't it?

 

[Xue Sheng]

See, there's your error. Bacon doesn't grow on plants.

Sorry...eradicated from the Planet

You left out tasty. Really, the rest of it is just minor details.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I hope you realize you can't tell me off using the image of one of my least favorite actors, whom I particularly dislike for utterly destroying the image of Alexander the Great. The only thing I like him as is Bull's Eye in Daredevil.... which was an awful movie, but gets a pass because of Jennifer Garner's dimples.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I hope you realize you can't tell me off using the image of one of my least favorite actors, whom I particularly dislike for utterly destroying the image of Alexander the Great. The only thing I like him as is Bull's Eye in Daredevil.... which was an awful movie, but gets a pass because of Jennifer Garner's dimples.

New I should have stuck with the classics....

 

[AngryHobbit]

New I should have stuck with the classics....

Exactly.

 

[AngryHobbit]

Sorry...eradicated from the Planet

@gpseymour , you should be even more outraged - @Xue Sheng could have at least used a pre-empty chair talking version of Clint Eastwood.

 

[Buka]

1. The truth of suffering (Dukkha)
2. The truth of the origin of suffering (Samudāya)
3. The truth of the cessation of suffering (Nirodha)
4. The truth of the path to the cessation of suffering (Magga)

So we're talking marriage now?

 

[Xue Sheng]

@gpseymour , you should be even more outraged - @Xue Sheng could have at least used a pre-empty chair talking version of Clint Eastwood.

I am disappointed.... that was Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino which was 3 years PRIOR to the empty chair.... and there is only ONE response to such blaspheme

 

[Steve]

Sometimes I picture @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour sitting next to each other in matching recliners, not talking to each other at all, posting vigorously to MT.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Sometimes I picture @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour sitting next to each other in matching recliners, not talking to each other at all, posting vigorously to MT.

I have to admit, earlier today, both of them posting, made me think of a time a few years back, before the oldest headed off to college, when the oldest was in one end of the couch with his iphone and the youngest was on the other end of the couch with her iPad and they were both texting... I then said...please tell me you're not texting each other...... they both said...but, we are texting each other...... I was wondering if @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour were doing that as well via MT

 

[Gerry Seymour]

Sometimes I picture @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour sitting next to each other in matching recliners, not talking to each other at all, posting vigorously to MT.

Sometimes we are actually in the same room, giggling like maniacs and talking about you guys. It's really quite a disturbing scene.

 

[Gerry Seymour]

I have to admit, earlier today, both of them posting, made me think of a time a few years back, before the oldest headed off to college, when the oldest was in one end of the couch with his iphone and the youngest was on the other end of the couch with her iPad and they were both texting... I then said...please tell me you're not texting each other...... they both said...but, we are texting each other...... I was wondering if @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour were doing that as well via MT

My step-sister-in-law texted me when we were sitting next to each other in my mom's hospital room last week. I just looked at her and said, "Really??" Kathryn had a big grin on her face. Sometimes I wonder why we get along so well.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I am disappointed.... that was Clint Eastwood from Gran Torino which was 3 years PRIOR to the empty chair.... and there is only ONE response to such blaspheme

Bring it.

 

[AngryHobbit]

So we're talking marriage now?

No, it leaves out the laundry.

 

[AngryHobbit]

I have to admit, earlier today, both of them posting, made me think of a time a few years back, before the oldest headed off to college, when the oldest was in one end of the couch with his iphone and the youngest was on the other end of the couch with her iPad and they were both texting... I then said...please tell me you're not texting each other...... they both said...but, we are texting each other...... I was wondering if @AngryHobbit and @gpseymour were doing that as well via MT

Well, I'm glad this at least didn't remind me about another one of your allergies.