So let's sum up your first day here, shall we?
The police are out to get you
Bouncers/security doesn't respect you
The health care system doesn't care about you
The mental health institutions you were in did you wrong
Weed is your meds
The people here who told you it was wrong for you to bite someone's ear off are too judgmental
The people here who think you're bragging about putting people in the hospital, your grappling skills, your journalistic skills, and the several other things you mentioned are all wrong
Did I miss anything?
You're right, everyone is out to get you. You're always the good guy who's randomly victimized. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Welcome to the forum. Hell of a first day. I can't wait to see how tomorrow unfolds.