Inconsistent Examples

[bydand]

Science Teacher who doesn't believe scientific articles.

 

[stone_dragone]

Atheist priests.

 

[Nomad]

Female podiatrists wearing stiletto heels.

Not sure why you'd have to specify female on this one

Creationist biology teachers (had one of these back in grade 10)

 

[tellner]

Creationist biology teachers (had one of these back in grade 10)

Best quote heard recently: "Don't preach in my school, and I won't think in your church."

 

[bdparsons]

Best quote heard recently: "Don't preach in my school, and I won't think in your church."

Boy I hate it when my monitor slants to the left like that! Funny how folks always equate "preaching" with religion and don't label it as such when practiced by those they agree with.

Oops, there's another one: A tolerant liberal.

Bill Parsons
Triangle Kenpo Institute

 

[CoryKS]

Musicians who urge higher taxes to fund philanthropic ventures while living in a country that exempts taxation on artistic endeavors. And then, when said country ends that exemption, move all their money to a tax haven in Amsterdam.

 

[Xue Sheng]

3 old Taiji guys who finish the long form to take a smoke break

 

[crushing]

Right wing gay-baiters who like eleeping boys, tearoom sex and meth-fueled appointments with male hookers

Wow! Now that's being Frank!

I'll have to tell my antisocial virgin luddite prostitute computer technician friend about that one.

 

[newGuy12]

Computer techs who can write code but can't use standard applications

Hey!!!

"Knife fighters" who have no scars.

 

[RED]

Al Gore

 

[Rich Parsons]

Hey, now! Them's fightin' words! :lol:

Computer techs who can write code but can't use standard applications

I can build a computer - hardware
I can tell you all about the computers that run your car's engien and transmission and other parts

I have problems with some applications in particular the ones that have to deal with graphics. :~)

NOTE: I can use excel and powerpoint and word and lotus and other such applications.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Musicians who urge higher taxes to fund philanthropic ventures while living in a country that exempts taxation on artistic endeavors. And then, when said country ends that exemption, move all their money to a tax haven in Amsterdam.

I really liked a recent south park epsiode that I think showed the true Bono.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Hey!!!

"Knife fighters" who have no scars.

And if they do have scars? Is that better?

 

[grydth]

Bald barbers.

Male gynecologists.

Insane psychiatrists.

A population control activist with 5 children.

 

[tellner]

"Never do business with a thin cook, a rich salesman or a poor lawyer."

 

[Ceicei]

Dry drinker

 

[Ceicei]

Unimaginative artist

 

[Ceicei]

Illiterate teacher (with a degree in education)

http://www.10news.com/news/15274005/detail.html

 

[KenpoTex]

woman drivers

*ducks in anticipation of incoming projectiles*

 

[exile]

Illiterate teacher (with a degree in education)

http://www.10news.com/news/15274005/detail.html

It made me terribly sad to read this man's story and imagine what his life was like, having to create and live such an illusion till he was almost 50...