Grammar and spelling tips

[mj-hi-yah]

I'm not certain how I came to be one of the Ladies. But that's OK, I guess. If you can't beat'em, join'em.

:CTF:

That's the spirit! Be one of the girlz which should be spelled girls since we are in a grammar and spelling tips thread...hee hee...

 

[shesulsa]

I'm not certain how I came to be one of the Ladies. But that's OK, I guess. If you can't beat'em, join'em.

1. Jason sed he wanted to crack open a cold one and "watch the ladies" wrestle. Since we were all in a dogpile, I was using *sarcasm* to get his attention that this was not a 1 am event at Hooters.

2. As to the second part of your post - sounds like the woman in your life has trained you well. High five from me to her.

 

[jfarnsworth]

1. Jason sed he wanted to crack open a cold one and "watch the ladies" wrestle. Since we were all in a dogpile, I was using *sarcasm* to get his attention that this was not a 1 am event at Hooters..

And what's wrong with that ?

:idunno:

 

[OUMoose]

*breaks out a wad of about 500 bucks in singles*

ummmm.. what was the problem?

 

[jfarnsworth]

*breaks out a wad of about 500 bucks in singles*

ummmm.. what was the problem?

I like your style. :uhyeah:

 

[raedyn]

hey you wanna throw 500 bucks at me, for playing around with the ladies.. I'm down with that.

Pardon me. "Grammar and spelling tips".
Edit:

If you desire to provide me with 500 dollars, I would welcome the opportunity to accept you donation to my party fund. =)

 

[raedyn]

2. As to the second part of your post - sounds like the woman in your life has trained you well. High five from me to her.

*bow*


Actually, he was already pretty awesome when I got him. I can't take credit for his awesomeness. I am, however, proud to admit he's mine.

 

[jfarnsworth]

hey you wanna throw 500 bucks at me, for playing around with the ladies.. I'm down with that.

Hmmmm........

I'm going to refrain from answering the above question. I don't want anything used against me in a court of law. :uhyeah:

 

[Flatlander]

*breaks out a wad of about 500 bucks in singles*

ummmm.. what was the problem?

No problems! Yooooo hooooo! :wavey:
Lookin' fer a table dancer????

 

[shesulsa]

No problems! Yooooo hooooo! :wavey:
Lookin' fer a table dancer????

:rofl:

*snatches $500 from Jason's hands and runs like salmonella*

OVER HERE!!!

*settles down with the ladies seated while Dan jumps on tabletop, pulls sawbuck out of own wallet and holds it over Raedyn's head*

 

[OUMoose]

:rofl:

*snatches $500 from Jason's hands and runs like salmonella*

OVER HERE!!!

*settles down with the ladies seated while Dan jumps on tabletop, pulls sawbuck out of own wallet and holds it over Raedyn's head*

*laughs as he stands there still holding his money for the ladys to dance, and jason getting ripped off*



Poor poor Jason... need to work on those reflexes. You just got taken for money you didn't even have! :uhyeah:

 

[jfarnsworth]

Poor poor Jason... need to work on those reflexes. You just got taken for money you didn't even have! :uhyeah:

Yeah, what's up with that :uhyeah:

Now about those table dances , Columbus Gold here we come!
artyon:

 

[TigerWoman]

Not to take away from anybody's fun, I think we should split the grammar/spelling and Pigpile. I still think it has a use.... TW

 

[jfarnsworth]

Um. Yeah!

 

[someguy]

I feel like coming into a thread about grammer and spellin suthin shoud burst into flame.
That and I must say...
All your base are belong to us.

 

[shesulsa]

*laughs as he stands there still holding his money for the ladys to dance, and jason getting ripped off*



Poor poor Jason... need to work on those reflexes. You just got taken for money you didn't even have! :uhyeah:

*looks down at her handful of clutched cocktail napkins*

Drat! That's what happens when you drink too much Tequila.

*eyes Moose consideringly, then takes a closer look at the napkins*

Hey, they're Grammar Tip of the Day napkins! Kewl!!

*skips over to TigerWoman to share*

 

[raedyn]

So if Dan's our resident table dancer, is he back in the mohair pants?

*whump*
(raedyn now has a faceful of pink mohair)

oh.

 

[shesulsa]

Okay, folks. While Raedyn gets a lap dance from her main squeeze, let's have a spelling and grammar tip of the day.

Let's start with these: there, they're and their.

Spelling tip: They all start with "the". The possessive 'their' is a exception to the 'I before E' rule we are all familiar with.

Usage tips:

There - answers the question "Where?" which is also answered by "Here" which is in both words: T-here and W-here.

Example: Dan is over there giving Raedyn a lap dance.


They're - is a contraction of 'they are'. Ask yourself if you could substitute the phrase 'they are' for the 'they're' you are trying to use and if you can and have the same meaning, then you can contract and use 'they're'. If not, it must be one of the others.

Example: When the club closes, they're (they are) going to the beach.


Their - possessive and answers the question "whose". I always just memorized the spelling of 'their' and if the above tests failed, this one was the only one left.

Example: All MT members can post in the forums, but the women have the Ladies Locker Room which is only theirs.

*ducks the pink boa flying overhead*

 

[Sarah]

*Spot that pile of notes in Brad’s hands, strolls over casually to offer a lap dance!...after making Brad’s day I grab the pile of money and run over to Georgia giggling…..DRINKS ARE ON ME……hehehe*

 

[shesulsa]

*Spot that pile of notes in Brad’s hands, strolls over casually to offer a lap dance!...after making Brad’s day I grab the pile of money and run over to Georgia giggling…..DRINKS ARE ON ME……hehehe*

WAAAHOOOO! Something to do while Dan continues the never-ending lapdance for Raedyn. They're still busy over there getting their groove on.