drop bear
Sr. Grandmaster
It's not that I'm actually interested in doing it, this is a hypothetical - I don't think I'd like fighting (I like sparring, but that's different), I don't actually enjoy watching fights either...
It is not going to help you unless you want to fly halfway across the world but here.
Homepage - Aftershock MMA
You can just e mail them and get a match.
And they do start mma fgets with bigger gloves shorter rounds and shin guards. So regardless you probably won't die.