Ha Ha ha Ha ha 5 forms to black
Honestly, if some scmuck wants to buy his belt this way, is it ggod. Sure under these conditions
1.) Don't tell people that you actually got your ranking thru the mail! Please make up a story about actually practicing the art live
2.) Don't teach. Period
3.) Don't compete, ever. reverse the situation, your skills are so awesome that you don't want to hurt anyone
4.) Don't ever demonstrate your skills, again claim your are just protecting those around you
5.) Don't ever talk about the dedication, sacrifice, effort, sweat, bruises you recieved during your "training days"
6.) If you meet some fool, doing the whole "Dojo" thing. Please do not attempt to ever say "Yeah, I know" or "Yeah been there". Do not equate the ardous wait next to your mail box for 10 months with that "Dojo" thing
Please go ahead and
1.) decribe your training program as "reasonable priced" or "No sweat, to Black belt"
2.) Throw a few historical names into your descripitions, instead of personal antedotes
3.)Now that you've invested 9-10months into your training and have recieved your "No Sweat Black Belt", by all means please go for the Internal arts programs (only 10 more months). and we will mail you the Super Kung Fu Certificate in the mail. If you don't have that kind of time, we offer a 4 month Jeet Kune Do free form tape
anyone got any other suggestions?
Todd