Favorite Movie Lines
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rmcrobertson
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Oh sure. Cheat by knowing what you're talking about.
Sincerely,
Y.I. Oughta
Sincerely,
Y.I. Oughta
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c2kenpo
Guest
Under Siege 2
"Chance favors the prepared mind."
Toy Story
"I can't say because there are preschool toys present."
Aliens
"That's it, man! Game over, man . It's game over!
Apollo 13
"Failure is not an option!"
Babylon 5 - I know not a moive but just love this one.
"You see, it's like I've always said. . .You can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word."
Dave G.
"Chance favors the prepared mind."
Toy Story
"I can't say because there are preschool toys present."
Aliens
"That's it, man! Game over, man . It's game over!
Apollo 13
"Failure is not an option!"
Babylon 5 - I know not a moive but just love this one.
"You see, it's like I've always said. . .You can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word."
Dave G.
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albert
Guest
"My CPU is a Neuralnet processor, a learning computer."
Arnold, T2
Arnold, T2
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
uttered by Keenon Ivory Wayans as he removed a splinter from his pinkie during the final battle scene in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"
Ok, it was a cheesy sendup of of the scene from the first Rambo movie, but I despised the Rambo movies. Keenan did it better.
uttered by Keenon Ivory Wayans as he removed a splinter from his pinkie during the final battle scene in "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"
Ok, it was a cheesy sendup of of the scene from the first Rambo movie, but I despised the Rambo movies. Keenan did it better.
Chronuss
Senior Master
Full Metal Jacket
Hartman: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ni#$$%^s, wops, ky#@s, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
Hartman: Are you shook up; are you nervous?!
Private: Sir, I am, sir.
Hartman: Do I make you nervous?!
Private: ...Sir?
Hartman: "Sir" what?! Were you about to call me an a$$hole?!
Private: Sir, no, sir!
Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Hartman: "Five foot nine?" I didn't know they stacked sh** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!
Private: Sir, no, sir!
Hartman: Bullsh**!! It looks to like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the matress. I think you been cheated!! Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?
Private: Sir, Texas, sir!
Hartman: Holy dogsh**, Texas! Only steers and qu***s come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
...I don't believe there is anyone alive who can say they did not laugh during the first six minutes of this movie.
Hartman: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on ni#$$%^s, wops, ky#@s, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
Hartman: Are you shook up; are you nervous?!
Private: Sir, I am, sir.
Hartman: Do I make you nervous?!
Private: ...Sir?
Hartman: "Sir" what?! Were you about to call me an a$$hole?!
Private: Sir, no, sir!
Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
Hartman: "Five foot nine?" I didn't know they stacked sh** that high. You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?!
Private: Sir, no, sir!
Hartman: Bullsh**!! It looks to like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the matress. I think you been cheated!! Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?
Private: Sir, Texas, sir!
Hartman: Holy dogsh**, Texas! Only steers and qu***s come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
...I don't believe there is anyone alive who can say they did not laugh during the first six minutes of this movie.
Jmh7331
Orange Belt
I can't believe no one has mentioned the Pink Panther, every line is a classic:
Kato: It is so obvious it is bound to be a trap.
Clouseau: That is why you will never be a great detective Kato, it is so obvious it could not possibly be a trap. Now Kato, warm up the Silver Hornet.
I could go on for hours....
Kato: It is so obvious it is bound to be a trap.
Clouseau: That is why you will never be a great detective Kato, it is so obvious it could not possibly be a trap. Now Kato, warm up the Silver Hornet.
I could go on for hours....
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Andi
Guest
Am I really thick or has nobody said
The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Top Gun
Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT?!
Dogma
Jay: Oh, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if i hadn't represented.
Serendipity: Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.
[About Christ.]
Rufus: What He really hates is the s**t that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.
Metatron: Wax on, wax off.
Austin Powers
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!
First Contact
Worf: Perhaps today is a good day to die! Ramming speed!
Goldeneye
Q: Don't touch that! That's my lunch!
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: Bond, James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. "Shaken, but not stirred."
This is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
Old School
Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these f****rs decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
[yank's on the mule's reigns]
Peppers: What? That's what I thought. Shut up.
[Frank cocks the gun]
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES!!! That's awesome!
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man!
The Italian Job
Charlie Croker: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Top Gun
Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT?!
Dogma
Jay: Oh, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if i hadn't represented.
Serendipity: Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.
[About Christ.]
Rufus: What He really hates is the s**t that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.
Metatron: Wax on, wax off.
Austin Powers
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!
First Contact
Worf: Perhaps today is a good day to die! Ramming speed!
Goldeneye
Q: Don't touch that! That's my lunch!
Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky: Bond, James Bond. Charming, sophisticated secret agent. "Shaken, but not stirred."
This is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
Old School
Peppers: She's a beauty, ain't she?
Frank: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these f****rs decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
[yank's on the mule's reigns]
Peppers: What? That's what I thought. Shut up.
[Frank cocks the gun]
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...
[Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES!!! That's awesome!
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man!
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TheRustyOne
Guest
Originally posted by Chronuss
...I don't believe there is anyone alive who can say they did not laugh during the first six minutes of this movie.
I can...I haven't seen it yet...
I am in full agreement!
The Pink Panther Strikes Again:
[Suddenly the American football game is interrupted just before the end by Charles Dreyfus' transmission]
The President: Call the FBI, the CIA and the Pentagon. Find out who won that game!
The Return of the Pink Panther:
[After an incident involving a blind beggar]
Dreyfus: The beggar was the lookout man for the gang.
Clouseau: That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?
Dreyfus: [Insinuating Clouseau] How can an idiot be a police officer?
Clouseau: Well, all he has to do is enlist...
Dreyfus: Shut up!
The Revenge of the Pink Panther:
Cato: Please, boss! I thought you were dead!
Clouseau: So! As a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory!
Clouseau: I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!
Conan, what is good in life?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
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KanoLives
Guest
"Don't worry, I'll be back in SpaceBalls II: The Search for more Money."
Yogurt (Mel Brooks), SpaceBalls
Also the scene from SpaceBalls where they rent SpaceBalls the Movie to find where Lonestar and company is. Actually the whole movie is pretty quotable. :rofl:
"You just gotta keep livin'.....L-I-V-I-N"
"That's what I love about them high school girls......I get older, they stay the same age........yes they do."
"Watch the leather, man."
Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused
"Lord, make me fast and accurate."
"Aim small, miss small."
Mel Gibson, the Patriot
Yogurt (Mel Brooks), SpaceBalls
Also the scene from SpaceBalls where they rent SpaceBalls the Movie to find where Lonestar and company is. Actually the whole movie is pretty quotable. :rofl:
"You just gotta keep livin'.....L-I-V-I-N"
"That's what I love about them high school girls......I get older, they stay the same age........yes they do."
"Watch the leather, man."
Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey), Dazed and Confused
"Lord, make me fast and accurate."
"Aim small, miss small."
Mel Gibson, the Patriot
satans.barber
Master Black Belt
Red Dwarf 1x01, 'The End' (this was on UK gold last night, I've not seen it for years!)
RIMMER: "Being a hologram is fine, Lister. I still have the same drives, the same feelings, the same emotions, but I can't touch anything. Never again will I be able to brush a rose against my cheek, cradle a laughing child....or interfere with a woman sexually!"
LISTER: "Rimmer, you never used to do any of those things anyway!"
:rofl: :rofl:
Ian.
RIMMER: "Being a hologram is fine, Lister. I still have the same drives, the same feelings, the same emotions, but I can't touch anything. Never again will I be able to brush a rose against my cheek, cradle a laughing child....or interfere with a woman sexually!"
LISTER: "Rimmer, you never used to do any of those things anyway!"
:rofl: :rofl:
Ian.
old_sempai
Green Belt
comes from the commercial where an actor states "I'm not a Doctor, but play one on TV!" I've since lifted and edited the phrase into "I'm not an Engineer, but play one in real life," much to the annoyance of the "booksmart - street stupid" engineering types that feel they are the only ones qualified to design a better mousetrap!!!!!!!!!!!
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