I thought it was more of a Strap On thing.
Magical Mind Powers. Gotta love these things.
Personally, I'm more of a Great Kahlua myself.
So, you "Unzip" do you? That sounds soooo kinky.
At what level can you mind blast me and make my eyes shoot out of my head, bounce off the far wall and land in the drink of that buxom gal over yonder? Now that is a trick I'd enjoy.
I've also mastered the No-Touch knock out and taken it to a level that Even the great Dillman himself can only fap about. You can stand 50 feet away from me, and without me touching you with any part of my body, I can not only knock you out, I can unbutton your shirt, unzip your pants, and tie your laces together.
I can teach you this secret skill for only $3,199. My satisfaction is guarenteed or TRIPLE your money back! Cash only please, in small bills. No checks and no checkers.
Act now, and I will send you my unique Mind Suck Defender Shield Array (tm), a $399 value, AbSoLuTeLy PoSiTiLuTeLy FrEe!1!1!
It's patented Platnuminim Power will shield your mind from Mind Suck while enhancing your Intelect. It's fashionable design will leave people speechless!
This is not your mom's aluminium foil hat, I tell you now!
I am beaming my client testiclmoniums into your head now, be not afraid!
Act Now! Stop Mind Sucking, Increase Your Mental Abilities and the size of my bank account TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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