"Distort my wish" game.

[dubljay]

Your husband becomes very happy with all the choices you make together...only they're all the wrong choices. You gleefully decide to redecorate your home in black-and-white plaid with neon highlights...artyon:


I wish for the winning mega-millions ticket...

You recieve the mega-millions ticket, just as the stock market crashes sending inflation through the roof, making your mega-millions worthless

 

[KenpoEMT]

um...that sucks. :toilclaw: :wah:

you forgot to make a wish :lookie::lookie:

 

[Sam]

I wish he had made a wish

 

[KenpoEMT]

I wish he had made a wish

:roflmao:

 

[Flatlander]

I wish he had made a wish

Your wish comes true, and dubljay wishes that you hadn't made a wish, and you both disappear into a singularity.

I wish for a long life.

 

[Lisa]

I wish for a long life.

Your wish comes true. You somehow fall into a time loop, reliving the same day over and over again as a trainee for a major company living in a downtown hotel in Winnipeg in January

I wish summer would never end.

 

[Sam]

Your wish comes true, and dubljay wishes that you hadn't made a wish, and you both disappear into a singularity.

he couldnt wish that I had not made a wish, because I hadnt made it yet - I only made it after he didnt wish....

wait a second...

*head explodes*

I'm not going to think about that anymore

 

[KenpoEMT]

I wish summer would never end.

Your wish comes true.

Only, it's the most annoying woman :vu: (with a high pitched, nasaly, whiney voice) :tantrum: on the planet named 'Summer' who moves in with you and won't quit talking about Brad Pit and Jennifer Annistan's tragic divorce.

I wish for peace and happiness.

 

[someguy]

The english language is rewriten so that peace means eternal suffering and happiness is a horror so indescribable you don't want to think about.
I wish for an end to drunk driving.

 

[KenpoEMT]

I wish for an end to drunk driving.

Your wish comes true!

Unfortunately, a severe rash of 'drunk walking' breaks out across the world with people plummeting to their drunken deaths from very high tourist attractions.

I wish my dog was still alive. :sadsong:

 

[KenpoEMT]

I wish someone would have distorted my wish

 

[someguy]

Ok uhh your dog comes back as a zombie.
I wish I was an oscar myer weiner???

 

[MA-Caver]

Ok uhh your dog comes back as a zombie.
I wish I was an oscar myer weiner???

You're the first thing that Theban_Legion's zombie-dog eats.

Wish I had a million dollars

 

[KenpoEMT]

You're the first thing that Theban_Legion's zombie-dog eats.

Wish I had a million dollars

Your wish comes true!

Only, you are overcome with a single minded course of compulsive philanthropy aimed soley at Theban_Legion... :wavey:

I wish more people would contribute to this wonderful thread!

 

[Loki]

Your wish comes true!

Only, you are overcome with a single minded course of compulsive philanthropy aimed soley at Theban_Legion... :wavey:

I wish more people would contribute to this wonderful thread!

Your wish comes true!

But it's Loki, and he's spamming.

 

[Loki]

Your wish comes true!

Only, you are overcome with a single minded course of compulsive philanthropy aimed soley at Theban_Legion... :wavey:

I wish more people would contribute to this wonderful thread!

Your wish comes true!

But it's Loki, and he's spamming.

 

[Loki]

Your wish comes true!

Only, you are overcome with a single minded course of compulsive philanthropy aimed soley at Theban_Legion... :wavey:

I wish more people would contribute to this wonderful thread!

Your wish comes true!

But it's Loki, and he's spamming.

 

[Loki]

I wish for a dollar.

 

[ed-swckf]

Your wish comes true!

Only, you are overcome with a single minded course of compulsive philanthropy aimed soley at Theban_Legion... :wavey:

I wish more people would contribute to this wonderful thread!

Granted, and here is my contribution!

I wish for cheese

 

[Loki]

No, wait. I wish for Legend of Zelda to be released on time (and not in 2006), for it to be the best game ever, and to have a working copy to play on my working Gamecube with no blackouts in the forseeable future (gotta cover my a** when Zelda is involved).