Nolerama
Master Black Belt
You know there's at least one person out there who has eaten every single animal that represents the kung fu styles. Freaky people.
A number of people have asked about it on AllExperts.com
For example...
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Kung-Fu-2254/Crab-Style-Kung-Fu.htm
Shaolin.com acknowledges it...
http://www.shaolin.com/crab_kungfu.aspx
Midway Games, the makers of MK give information on it being a deceased form.
There's enough pointing to its existence to keep anyone from knowing for a fact that it was made up. Why would Midway take the efforts to put over a dozen actual styles into the game accurately, while adding bonus content with information on each individual style, and just throw in a fake one they made up themselves and lie about it? Doesn't add up.
I can totally see why someone would be interested in how crabs fight and apply their pinch. We know they hurt...a lot. They're always ready to defend themselves. When you get close enough to one, they even take a stance, lifting their pincers and opening them, while getting ready to move.
Maybe I'm the only one that can see someone trying to form a style based on a crab's movements and defensive nature.
Okay... jibes at diet aside...
Sorry, but the facts look shaky. And a video game is fiction. And the Youtube flick showed that crabs, while feisty, can get stepped on by a large foot.
This is what I'm getting from this discussion:
A: "Is there a crab kung fu style?"
B: "Um... no... But I did hear once a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away that there might have been a crab style... But even then it was a dead art."
A: "Well, that stinks. I saw crab style in a video game..."
B: "Oh! CRAB STYLE!... I remember NOW! It's actually a part of MY style. There's like 200 moves and awesomeness ensues with that style. Why didn't you SAY it was CRAB STYLE!?"
A: "But you just said it was a dead art...."
B: "It's been a long day, kid... Let me teach you the ways of the crab."
A: "Oh BOY! You BETCHA!"
B: "That'll be eleventy-billion dollars."
A: "SWEET! Cash or check?"
B: "Cash... sweet, green cash... (hehehehe)"
Maybe I'm wrong, but in my insincerity about the Quest to find the Art That Is Crab, there is some truth.
If you look long enough and hard enough, you will find what you're looking for. In this case, probably in the form of a con artist.
Tell you what: Why don't you study the crab, and make your own style? If there are people that exist that know Crab, they'll come out of the woodwork to meet you. Maybe Sanchez will award you with a shrimp chip.
However, if you do take my advice, please don't pick fights with Lobster-style fighters. Those guys (and gals) fight till they're burger.
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