Best "Macho Movie"?

Originally posted by Master of Blades
Keep holding it up! :D

(Roger Moore and an eyebrow)
"Just keeping the British end up!"

What a line.
 
I'm going to pretend that no one has said Roadhouse. It fit all the cheezy criteria as outlined in the beginning of this thread, in spades! Forget acting, forget plot, just a good rebel kicking butt on evil thugs with pleanty of fighting and a naked woman thrown in gratuitously!!

By the way, I loved Vanishing Son. Black Sash is super-dissappointing. Even Wong's fighting looks crappy. It's way more Dawson's Creek than Enter the Dragon!:soapbox:
 
Originally posted by Andi
(Roger Moore and an eyebrow)
"Just keeping the British end up!"

What a line.

And so much inuendo :asian:
 
Originally posted by cali_tkdbruin
I vote for Jackass, the Movie! That flick is so, so disgustingly funny. Anybody who tries those stunts, or does those things to their bodies has to be macho man (or a masochist)... :D :rofl: :rofl:

You forgot the other obvious one.

STUPID,STUPID,STUPID

Those guys who did the stunts in Jackass the movie we so stupid. Some of them were funny. But, lets face it they were stupid too.
Hmm one major one that comes to mind was the snow cone or sniffing Washabi.

Now I did enjoy the female kick boxer one heheheh

There was nothing macho about Jackass.


:soapbox:

Chicago Green
Dragon :asian:
 
How about Tombstone, Heat, Bad Boys, Road House and many more. Another good Arnold movie is The Running Man. And for a Martial Arts Movie Enter the Dragon and Best of the Best. All good choices. :bazook:
 
Best of the Best I and II were both good. III was questionable. How about Kill and Kill Again?
 
Originally posted by moromoro
wasnt there a best of the best 5???????

They only made four of them. The first one was great and the second and third ones was pretty good. The last one was lame as hell and not worth watching
 
Philip Rhee is mainly hapkido i believe, but has high rank in TKD as well. Trains under Jun Chong I think. He's the star of all the four 4 films. BotB 4 was great what you on about? hehehe
 
I am a little late on the thread but how about...

Big Trouble in Little China! I even bought the action figures LOL

For the sci/fi horror taste I like Army of Darkness "hail to the king baby!"
 
Originally posted by Andi
Philip Rhee is mainly hapkido i believe, but has high rank in TKD as well. Trains under Jun Chong I think. He's the star of all the four 4 films. BotB 4 was great what you on about? hehehe

I noticed your avitar. I remember Bananaman! :D:rofl:
 
I noticed your avitar. I remember Bananaman!

Great show, great theme tune, great bad guys. Not to mention Bill Oddie and co.

b of the b 4 is that the one with the kkk...

are they out on dvd??????

kkk? you mean ku klux klan? I think you're thinking of BotB 3. That's the one where Philip Rhee has to deal with a bunch of skinhead nazi types. No funny white masks from what I remember though.

No idea if they're on DVD. Shouldnt be too hard to find them i wouldnt have thought,
 
best of the best one is on DVD definitely.

i dunno bout rest.


my nomination.
TRIPLE X......."I live for this s***!!!"

i don't know what tetosterone smells like but i was high on it while watching XXX.

for those who are about to make porn jokes about the last comment. just don't try it bub. :D
 
The movie "Get Carter" with Sly Stallone. Can't be beat when it comes to Macho Movies. One hell of a fist fight in the end. I guess it is a remake of a 70's movie, but I did not see that version.

-Jason Johnson
 
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