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[Kacey]

It's the weather.

Why can't I get a date?

 

[crushing]

Why can't I get a date?

Maybe dates aren't in season.

Have you tried to get a fig?

 

[terryl965]

It's the weather.

Why can't I get a date?

Maybe you are looking in dark places

Why is everybody trying to take my thread

 

[terryl965]

Maybe dates aren't in season.

Have you tried to get a fig?

Fig are great

ever had a rotten plum

 

[John Brewer]

Fig are great

ever had a rotten plum

No how about a pluot?

 

[terryl965]

No how about a pluot?

What is a pluot?

 

[John Brewer]

I believe it's a mixture of a plum and an apricot.

 

[Flatlander]

Terry screwed the game up, and Crane557 allowed it to remain so. Now someone needs to just ask a question and keep it going.

Here's one: Who's going to win the PGA Championship?

 

[terryl965]

Phil Mickelsom

Who will win the world series baseball

 

[Nevada_MO_Guy]

Who will win the world series baseball

The Detroit Tigers are listed as 2/1 favorites to win the World Series.

Is the Baby Ruth candy bar named after a famous baseball player?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Is the Baby Ruth candy bar named after a famous baseball player?

No
The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Ruth Cleveland daughter of President Grover Cleveland, not Babe Ruth.

What does half-life mean in radioactive material?

 

[Kacey]

What does half-life mean in radioactive material?

It means that half the substance in question is no longer radioactive.

Why does my dog want to go outside in the pouring rain?

 

[OUMoose]

It means that half the substance in question is no longer radioactive.

Why does my dog want to go outside in the pouring rain?

because it helps him/her pee.

Why does work have to come so early on a monday?!?!

 

[Kensai]

because it helps him/her pee.

Why does work have to come so early on a monday?!?!

Cos you want a new job.

When am I ever going to move out of my house?!?!?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Cos you want a new job.

When am I ever going to move out of my house?!?!?

When the wrecking ball shows up.

Now that I've gotten rid of it, how long will it take me to get used to NOT walking with a cane?

 

[Kacey]

Now that I've gotten rid of it, how long will it take me to get used to NOT walking with a cane?

I think that's like walking on the floor after being on a treadmill - it feels weird for a little while, but that feeling gradually goes away - and congrats on getting rid of your cane!

Why did the latest Microsoft upgrade screw up my CD burner, so now I can't burn CDs? (at least, I think that's what caused it - same problem on 2 different, recently upgraded computers, 3 different burner programs)

 

[crushing]

Why did the latest Microsoft upgrade screw up my CD burner, so now I can't burn CDs? (at least, I think that's what caused it - same problem on 2 different, recently upgraded computers, 3 different burner programs)

Maybe to keep you from pirating digital media? Companies like Microsoft and Sony seem to assume their customers are criminals.

How many Gigs of of music have you downloaded from the 'net?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

None. But then again I still call 'em albums. I miss the good artwork too.

Where the hell is that overdue library book I can't find?

 

[Kreth]

Where the hell is that overdue library book I can't find?

Probably right next to those single socks that disappear from the drier.

What exactly is "family-size" white bread?

 

[OUMoose]

What exactly is "family-size" white bread?

White bread to feed the white-bred... Werd.

Why can I never find my pants when I'm looking for them?