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If we have another Republican president in 2008, will you stay in the U.S. - or move to another country?

I'm staying, I've survived the Clinton/Bush years so far.


Is voting third party throwing your vote away?

 

[SFC JeffJ]

Not at all. And if we can get true campaign reform, a third party might even have a chance.

Where the heck is my "Fist of Legend" DVD?

 

[KenpoSterre]

where you last left it.

am I smart because I am twelve and in tenth grade or dumb for going to a place where peopel ATTEMPT to shove me in trashcans?

 

[Kacey]

am I smart because I am twelve and in tenth grade or dumb for going to a place where peopel ATTEMPT to shove me in trashcans?

Both!

Why do I want to be in graduate school again?

 

[KenpoSterre]

cuz you failed the first time (jk)

whos smarter chuck norris or bruce lee?

 

[Xue Sheng]

cuz you failed the first time (jk)

whos smarter chuck norris or bruce lee?

Lets see Chuck is alive and well and will beat the living daylites out of us if I say Bruce... OK it's Chuck

Why am I so tired at 9:00PM?

 

[Nevada_MO_Guy]

Why am I so tired at 9:00PM?

Because you probably didn't get enough sleep or are on medications or work a swing shift or you haven't been to bed since 9:00pm the previous night.....or....


Ladies, what can you do for a sore uvula?

 

[OUMoose]

Because you probably didn't get enough sleep or are on medications or work a swing shift or you haven't been to bed since 9:00pm the previous night.....or....


Ladies, what can you do for a sore uvula?

Yours or hers?

Why does that question sound vaguely naughty?

 

[Sam]

Because you have a dirty mind.

So, what are you doing right now?

 

[KenpoSterre]

posting an answer to your post

who invented deodorant to smell like sweat?

 

[bluemtn]

A guy- definitely a stinky, smelly, guy!

What is the quickest and safest way to get rid of a sinus headache?

 

[KenpoSterre]

to not get one in the first place.

who hits harder..a pregnant mom or a elderly man?

 

[matt.m]

Pregnant mom, hormones man hormones.

Who wins the fight Superman or Mighty Mouse?

 

[Sam]

They would never fight because they are both good guys.

Why do I have like 200 channels and nothing good is on??

 

[Swordlady]

Because most everything on television nowadays is some kind of "reality show" crap.

Have you ever been to a foreign country - and if so, where?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Because most everything on television nowadays is some kind of "reality show" crap.

Have you ever been to a foreign country - and if so, where?

Yes, China and very briefly Japan

Why isn't it Friday yet?

 

[Kacey]

Why isn't it Friday yet?

Because my time warp device isn't working yet.

Why do I keep getting caught up in little details instead of getting one task completely done?

 

[Sam]

Because your a prefectionist.

Why is my baby nephew looking at a women's clothes magazine?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Because its there, because it has pretty colors, because the pages rip easily, pick any you prefer

WHY isn't my warp device working yet?

 

[Sam]

Because it is impossible.

Do you like peanut butter and banana sandwhiches?