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[Kacey]

Why don't woodpeckers get a headache from all that banging into trees all day?

Because they evolved to bang trees all day.

Why does my dog howl at emergency sirens?

 

[Xue Sheng]

Why does my dog howl at emergency sirens?

Because they evolved to howl at emergency sirens

Why am I asking a question?

 

[shesulsa]

because you evolved to ask a question


Why does my bike have 21 gears when it's not a mountain bike?

 

[Ceicei]

For those who love all these gears!

When will the heatwave stop?

 

[Flatlander]

When will the heatwave stop?

When it cools down a bit.

If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if I buttered my toast and strapped to the back of a cat, and threw it all out the window?

 

[Xue Sheng]

If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if I buttered my toast and strapped to the back of a cat, and threw it all out the window?

The SPCA would probably be knocking on your door.

If I find I can't stop posting questions here, should be worried?

 

[OUMoose]

No.... not at all.... *queue hypnotic spiral forming* you love to post on martial talk... you can't think of anything you like more.......

If "con" is the opposite of "pro", is "congress" the opposite of "progress"?

 

[shesulsa]

Only if it's republican. Ba Da bump!


Do you brush your hair when it's wet?

 

[Paul B]

Nevah touched a brush.

Which is larger.. A bit or a tad?

 

[bluemtn]

There are 8 bits in a bite (sp?) so... bit is larger.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolipop?

 

[OUMoose]

There are 8 bits in a bite (sp?) so... bit is larger.


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolipop?

3, according to the owl in the commerical.

how's come monosyllabic isn't?

 

[Carol]

3, according to the owl in the commerical.

Dang and I thought I was the only one that remembered the Owl!

how's come monosyllabic isn't?

Because its oxymoronic.

Why do cats make noise?

 

[bookworm_cn317]

No, Carol, you're not the only one who remembers the Tootsie-Pop Owl.
Cats make noise because they can!

Who is more insane: Steve Irwin(The Croc Hunter) or Jeff Corwin?

 

[OUMoose]

Who is more insane: Steve Irwin(The Croc Hunter) or Jeff Corwin?

Steve Irwin, because he uses the word CRIKEYS alot.

one hump or two?

 

[shesulsa]

If those are my only options, then two! Two!

(btw, Carol, Cats make noise because they want to)


Would you resort to cannabalism to survive if you had to?

 

[OUMoose]

Would you resort to cannabalism to survive if you had to?

Only if it involves some favas beans and a nice chianti...

Why can't quittin time come sooner?!?!

 

[shesulsa]

Why can't quittin time come sooner?!?!

Cuz then it wouldn't be quittin' time, it'd be almost quittin' time and then you'd have to have Almost almost quittin' time ... which would eventually have to become quittin' time, then you'd have almost almost Almost quitting time and ... well, then it just goes downhill until you have not only no quittin' time, but no startin' time.

Why don't Americans have Siesta?

 

[Carol]

Cuz then it wouldn't be quittin' time, it'd be almost quittin' time and then you'd have to have Almost almost quittin' time ... which would eventually have to become quittin' time, then you'd have almost almost Almost quitting time and ... well, then it just goes downhill until you have not only no quittin' time, but no startin' time.

Why don't Americans have Siesta?

Because that would make quittin' time even later!


What's in YOUR wallet?

 

[Shaolinwind]

3, according to the owl in the commerical.

Wait a minute.. He said Lollipop.. Tootsie style pops never entered the conversation. A lollipop could be a Dum-dum style pop, or he could be talking about a giant sucker (like me), a half foot in diameter. The problem is, he hasn't indicated which lollipop, nor did he indicate the wieght or density.

 

[Kacey]

I don't see a question here... why is that?