Animal-Human Hybrids spark controversy

[Cryozombie]

Yeah good job.

Hey... Human Brained Mice...

Feisty Mouse...

Hmmm. Hmmm.

YOU ARE A HUMAN BRAINED MOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PERSON ARENT YOU???

 

[Feisty Mouse]

The real trick was figuring out how to create a mouse-sized keyboard to interface with the humans' computer system....

What?

 

[hardheadjarhead]

If I got "anteater" parts, nobody would argue with that. Nobody.

I wouldn't have to use my hands to wash my back.

I've heard that with genetic recombination they've been able to take jellyfish photoluminescence and make mice that glow in the dark. Do I see a market here for pets that glow in the dark? How about people? Running at night would be safer, certainly. Dreams of ninjahood might not bear fruit, however.

I'd also like gills, a kangaroo pouch for my wallet, and maybe retractable fangs like a viper for those days my wife gets a little too hormonal. It'd be fun to have the sexual energy of the bonobo, the metabolism of a small rodent, and the ability to smell and hear like a dog...though that might tempt me to drive with my head out the window, lolling my tongue. I'd be concerned about having an innate desire to sniff a dog's butt upon meeting him. That could be somewhat socially embarrassing...if not for the dog, then for his owner.

I see great potential for this technology. Ethics be damned!


Regards,


Steve