Another man walks into a bar.
The third guy ducks.
That's all I got.:uhyeah:
The third guy ducks.
That's all I got.:uhyeah:
A man walks into a bar
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
Sadly, that's the best I can manage at the moment.
Sadly, that's the best I can manage at the moment.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
A Taco, a hot dog and a cheeseburger walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
bydand
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Your still on your pain meds aren't you? :lfao:
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
YOU **** HER!!!
*AAAAAHHHHGGGG* (clutches stomach and goes fetal at how bad that joke was)
YOU **** HER!!!
*AAAAAHHHHGGGG* (clutches stomach and goes fetal at how bad that joke was)
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
and more... at A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
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[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it!
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?"
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!
and more... at A Guy Goes Into a Bar...
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Obliquity
Green Belt
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Would you like a drink?" Descartes responds, "I think not" . . . then disappears.
I've stepped down from percocet to 800mg Ibuprofen and Tylenol PM at night...keeps me off the computer without sleep. That being said:
A baby seal walks into a club...
That's so bad! and yes, I nearly spewed coffee all over the screen!
Sorry no pain meds for me.
A man walks into a Bar, Rich says, I told you to leave me alone, while looking at the next guy and smiling.
Oh wait, daydreams are not jokes. Nor are delusions of ... , well I guess I will just have to read the other jokes here.
Sorry no pain meds for me.
A man walks into a Bar, Rich says, I told you to leave me alone, while looking at the next guy and smiling.
Oh wait, daydreams are not jokes. Nor are delusions of ... , well I guess I will just have to read the other jokes here.
LOL!
Rich Parsons walks in to a bar. Everyone else...ducks. :lol:
14 Kempo
Grandmaster
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, opens a tab ... two hours later, signs for the bill and heads home ... alone again.
Oh wait, this was suppose to be a joke thread ... I get it now!
Oh wait, this was suppose to be a joke thread ... I get it now!
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra
