A man walks into a bar

[Cruentus]

Sorry no pain meds for me.

A man walks into a Bar, Rich says, I told you to leave me alone, while looking at the next guy and smiling.

Oh wait, daydreams are not jokes. Nor are delusions of ... , well I guess I will just have to read the other jokes here.

Surprise, surprise. Rich is daydreaming about guys again... :rofl:

 

[Cruentus]

LOL!

Rich Parsons walks in to a bar. Everyone else...ducks. :lol:

If Rich Parson walked into a bar, we potentially could all be standing under it safely. (get it... he's tall! Doh!)

 

[morph4me]

I am lexdysic does that count?

only if you walk into a bra

 

[MA-Caver]

I am lexdysic does that count?

Only if your mother is a member of !Mad Mothers Against Dyslexia... you know... DAMM!

 

[lulflo]

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Where is the bar tender?"

 

[MA-Caver]

A piece of string walks into a bar, starts a fight. The angry bartender ties up the string and throws him out into the street where it's run over by a street cleaner. The string staggers back in all tattered and torn. The bar tender spies him and yells "HEY! Didn't I just throw you out?"
The string replies: "No, I'm afraid not!"