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When I was a mobile DJ I would meet with the prespective brides and grooms prior to the wedding reception to discuss the details of their reception and discuss the music preferences and to pick up the signed contract and the music list..One couple did not bother to prepare a music list.
I...
Well, this past weekend was the Region 5 Soo Bahk Do camping trip. Definately a good time. John and I got out to Bradley, IL around 4:00pm on Friday and checking into the hotel. Very nice place! After that, we drove around, found the campsite and the host's school, then headed back to the...
Well, so the big focus of my Soo Bahk Do life now is learning Chil Sung Sam. Of course, I'm very behind here....but its going quickly. I started on it last Thursday, go the rest of the way last night. So now its just a matter of remembering and cleaning. Remembering is of course the hardest...
What a weekend....
M&G on Friday,
Photo shoot Sat AM, M&G afternoon & Evening
Photoshoot Sun Afternoon
Shoot on & Tue evening.
Long weekend...think I'm taking Wed. off, lol!
Americans
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one...
Real Engineers...
Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screw- drivers for their birthday.
Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're lazy.
Real engineers have a non-technial...
Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have bankrupted at least two...
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him...
At the close of business the next day, the sales manager decides to stop in to see how the kid is doing on his first day. He asks, How many sales did you have today? The salesman answers, One. How come only one, asks the manager. Most of my salesman have 20-30 per day.How much was the one sale...
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Well, I had two gumdo classes two days apart. Friday, I did the regular night class, plus about an hour of private instruction. I put the final polish on Ssang Soo #10, which I had only learned a week before AND it is an even numbered form (that means its harder....at least I think the even ones...
Well, Thursday night was our test for Soo Bahk Do, we had six people testing. Luckily everything went really well, no big problems. I discovered something important though. This was the first test that we used the half sized boards (demo boards) for breaking. The kids went through them much...
Well, the wife and I just finished up our annual trip down the James river. Each year she and I take one weekend just for ourselves and load up our camping supplies and kayaks and hit the river for two days. We've always done between 35 and 40 miles in two days but this year decided to take it...
A couple of airplane mechanics, drinking buddies, are in the hanger at Newark, where the runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah," says Bill, "but I hear that you can drink jet fuel, and it will give you a real buzz."
So they...
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her...
Adult Questions/Answers
Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat IT - we're closed.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A...
All of the stuff arrived for my dojang today! Tomorrow, I get to set the whole thing up. This is very exciting. I'll post pics when I'm done...
Today I tried out the new Nikon 55-200mm VR or vibration reduction lens. I spent a couple hours comparing it to my older non-VR lens.
Overall I found them to perform comparably. The newer VR had a bit more pep in it's auto focus, was an internal rather than external focuser (means it doesn't...
The section that this library has on the martial arts is phenomenal. There are so many books on the shelves that are out of print or are so outrageously priced that I could never afford them on a teacher's salary.
Right now I'm reading a shotokan manual dating back to 1957, right before...