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A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him...
At the close of business the next day, the sales manager decides to stop in to see how the kid is doing on his first day. He asks, How many sales did you have today? The salesman answers, One. How come only one, asks the manager. Most of my salesman have 20-30 per day.How much was the one sale...
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas? Nice tooth!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Well, I had two gumdo classes two days apart. Friday, I did the regular night class, plus about an hour of private instruction. I put the final polish on Ssang Soo #10, which I had only learned a week before AND it is an even numbered form (that means its harder....at least I think the even ones...
Well, Thursday night was our test for Soo Bahk Do, we had six people testing. Luckily everything went really well, no big problems. I discovered something important though. This was the first test that we used the half sized boards (demo boards) for breaking. The kids went through them much...
Well, the wife and I just finished up our annual trip down the James river. Each year she and I take one weekend just for ourselves and load up our camping supplies and kayaks and hit the river for two days. We've always done between 35 and 40 miles in two days but this year decided to take it...
A couple of airplane mechanics, drinking buddies, are in the hanger at Newark, where the runway is fogged in and they have nothing to do. John says, "Man, have you got anything to drink?" "Nah," says Bill, "but I hear that you can drink jet fuel, and it will give you a real buzz."
So they...
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her...
Adult Questions/Answers
Q. What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. Beat IT - we're closed.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A...
All of the stuff arrived for my dojang today! Tomorrow, I get to set the whole thing up. This is very exciting. I'll post pics when I'm done...
Today I tried out the new Nikon 55-200mm VR or vibration reduction lens. I spent a couple hours comparing it to my older non-VR lens.
Overall I found them to perform comparably. The newer VR had a bit more pep in it's auto focus, was an internal rather than external focuser (means it doesn't...
The section that this library has on the martial arts is phenomenal. There are so many books on the shelves that are out of print or are so outrageously priced that I could never afford them on a teacher's salary.
Right now I'm reading a shotokan manual dating back to 1957, right before...
I'm now offering on-location and in-school photographic sessions through out the US.
For a reasonable fee, I will bring my portable studio to your school, setup and do portraits of your students and instructors. Action shots, event coverage, web content and more are all available.
Travel costs...
to bet on how long it'll be before a kid going into college gets pushed into a locker or given a swirly?
Just wondering.......
This is my first post in this blog and I must say that I am very happy this feature has been added to MT. I want to take a little time to explain mauna kula to everyone.
This is my new school. The name means Mountain School in Hawaiian. It was named after Ko'olau mountains in which I live...
Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse
fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a
ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
procedure, replacement of mouse balls...
oh.......my...........god. I'm buying stock. Seriously, who ever thought of mail order meat is a god. People should sing songs about him (and I assure you...he must be a him) and build statues of him.
I just had Omaha Steaks hamburgers and WOW. Not to mention the filets and strip steaks that I...
Well, I just got back from Soo Bahk Do Class. Well.....correction, I got back, ate my two pizzas and now I'm posting. So I was late tonight, got out of work late and then it was raining like crazy, so I waited for it to let up a bit. So I just decided to go for adult's class instead of kid's...
I'm writing most of this on the assumption that someone, somewhere, at some point in time may be interested in reading this thing. Which, I can't imagine why, since I'm not particularly interested, can be rather dry, and I'm not a very good writer. Really, I'm much more effective in...