don bohrer
Brown Belt
It's a conspiracy I tell you. This morning I'm running a little late so pass on Duncan Donuts. I'm thinking I'll just get to work and hit the ol coffee maker. At this point you might think you know were this is going. Well yeah, but there's little sick twist to this story. Anyway the coffed pigs got to the pot before me, but I dont panic I just do what I normally do most mornings. I open the cupboard, and............... there's only DECAFE! God hates me! Who's brite idea was it to sqeeze those little coffee beans until there's no caffine in em? Man life is so unfair. I had to drink freggin tea all day!