With apologies to Duran Duran

[Andy Moynihan]

(Original lyrics "New Moon on Monday", Duran Duran)

Underpaid lab tech dropped the mixture
And the outbreak soon crossed the tide
Media screaming out for answers
All of which "they" deny.

World Leaders depart into their hidden bases
None of us can catch a ride
The zombies just keep shambling closer
But I die 'cause they decide

Turn off your warning siren
I can't hear over the moan
I hoist my backpack

And find a place to hide because the...

Nukes flew on monday
And they'll impact through the night
But it's wine and pate'
In the White House satellite

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Breaking the door, now I'm good and cornered
The stairs creak announcing Hell
All that stands 'twixt me and zombies
Is my last shotgun shell
'twixt the moans I hear a whistle
I thought I was out of range

I draw my sidearm,
raise to my head and squeeze because the...

Nukes flew on monday
And they'll impact through the night
But it's wine and pate'
In the White House satellite

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