Chronuss
Senior Master
...can't have three females and only one bathroom...oh, wait...this is hell...:shrug:
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Make them do my chores so I can play in my shop.Originally posted by KenpoTess
*pondering on slave boys duties......*
Does that mean there are stocking hanging on the shower rod?Originally posted by Chronuss
...can't have three females and only one bathroom...oh, wait...this is hell...:shrug:
Wow! She can do math! Here, have a cookie!Originally posted by edhead2000
three times two is six.
Originally posted by Seig
Uh oh, they took over the bath room and Tess is unhappy.
Originally posted by Chronuss
three women...two legs a piece...I hope....that's lotsa stockings...:shrug:
Originally posted by theletch1
Wow! She can do math! Here, have a cookie!
Originally posted by KenpoTess
Good Grief.. leave it to a guy to think 'Throne' in a bathroom.. *rolls owls*
Originally posted by TheRustyOne
So that's what your doing in there for so long!
Originally posted by Chronuss
the bathroom is the only place males can go....and not be yelled at for doing nothing...:shrug:
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
You obviously did not grow up around Gail.Originally posted by Chronuss
the bathroom is the only place males can go....and not be yelled at for doing nothing...:shrug:
Originally posted by Chronuss
...can't have three females and only one bathroom...oh, wait...this is hell...:shrug: