Originally posted by Chronuss
...er...?
*Pokes* whispers in your ear.. what level am I in? and why would I be there?
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*Pokes* whispers in your ear.. what level am I in? and why would I be there?
Chronuss
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well, der...but...the hell's the T...?
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edhead2000
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testosterone.........and if you don't know what that is........I'll kill you.
You so do make me roll me owls don't you...
*makes a mental note to so poke you tonight~!
hardheadjarhead
Senior Master
Some women have quite a bit more than others, and don't look at all masculine. They have the libido of males, though.
Sadly, I never dated them, but I've met several women like that. They're the only ones men can truly relate to BECAUSE THEY KNOW OUR PAIN.
What pain, you ask? The concussive pain of walking into walls when you see some cutie and your head snaps in that direction, blinding you to your brisk-paced approach towards a solid mass of masonry. The pain of having to see cheesecake (or beefcake...take your pick) daily spread across magazine covers, alluring, dynamic, and scantily clad...and you don't have the money to buy the mag, having blown it on a cappucino. The pain of having to sit on a long flight next to a ridiculously, downright obscenely attractive person...and having your significant other right there next to you...and the tremendous mustering of the physical FORCE it takes NOT TO STARE--our wedding ring growing heavy, glowing with the incandescence of guilt...knowing that if we look we'll get a sharp elbow to the ribs or worse.
Somewhere...somewhere there is help for me.
<sniffle...>
Regards,
Steve
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Wow, I guess I should think twice about this engagment thing.
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TheRustyOne
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Hell...I do this and I don't need anything to distract or affect me...
*pats him on the shoulder* Tis why I'm glad I was born female...so I can bring that kinda pain onto some guys...*evil grin*
*chortles*
Not saying a word..
Not saying a word..
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edhead2000
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I'm single! And that's all I'm saying......hehehe :rofl:
Chronuss
Senior Master
and people wonder why I wear sunglasses in doors.
I swear to Christ that females can hear the muscles in the neck contract when our heads turn...but I'll be damned if that ultrasonic hearing can pick up eyeballs moving. 
"...One Ring to rule them all and in the Darkness bind them."
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TheRustyOne
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Tis quite annoying to hear that crinkling of muscles...or the goopy swish of eyeballs....
Glad I am too old to hear that nasty sound.. Gag...
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo
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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Chronuss
Senior Master
won't be hearing my eyeballs...I've learned to look with peripheral vision. :ultracool
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You are wrong, as usual.Originally posted by Chronuss
but I'll be damned if that ultrasonic hearing can pick up eyeballs moving.
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TheRustyOne
Guest
Thus you wear sunglasses all the time? weirdo...
Chronuss
Senior Master
again...why I wear sunglasses all the time...but ya gotta make sure they have the polarized lenses...:ultracool
hardheadjarhead
Senior Master
I was only partially joking. Back in 1987 I really did, in fact, walk into a concrete wall at a high rate of speed when distracted by this absolutely adorable woman. Of course, she didn't miss this graceful movement on my part.
It hurt, too.
Since then I've mastered the covert glance. I was young back then, and unskilled.
Regards,
Steve
It hurt, too.
Since then I've mastered the covert glance. I was young back then, and unskilled.
Regards,
Steve
You have done well, young Grasshopper. When you can snatch the ogle from under the nose of the wife you will be ready.:asian:
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