What is Marriage????
>
>1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence, a life sentence.
>
>2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
> institution for the blind.
>
>3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
> Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
>
>4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
> and suffer-ring.
>
>5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the
> first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
>
>6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
> friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the
> other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
>
>7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
> found himself married. A year later he muttered something in
> his sleep and found himself divorced.
>
>8. Son: "How much does it cost to get married, Dad?"
> Father: "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
>
>9. Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in ancient China,
> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her."
> Father: "That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!"
>
>10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
>
>11. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
> it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
>
>12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when
> a man married ten years looks happy, we wonder why.
>
>13. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell
> for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
>
>14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
> They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
>
>15. Marriage is when man and woman become one. The trouble starts
> when they try to decide which one.
>
>16. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
> After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
>
>17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
> it only seems longer.
>
>18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
>
>19. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> "Aren't you wearing your ring on the wrong finger?"
> The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>
>20. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
>
>21. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
> he still ends up with the same boss.
>
>22. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day
> he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing,
> YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
>
>23. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
> be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
>
>
>1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence, a life sentence.
>
>2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
> institution for the blind.
>
>3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
> Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
>
>4. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring
> and suffer-ring.
>
>5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the
> first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
> In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
>
>6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
> friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the
> other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
>
>7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
> found himself married. A year later he muttered something in
> his sleep and found himself divorced.
>
>8. Son: "How much does it cost to get married, Dad?"
> Father: "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
>
>9. Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in ancient China,
> a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her."
> Father: "That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!"
>
>10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
>
>11. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,
> it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
>
>12. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when
> a man married ten years looks happy, we wonder why.
>
>13. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell
> for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
>
>14. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
> They just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
>
>15. Marriage is when man and woman become one. The trouble starts
> when they try to decide which one.
>
>16. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
> After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
>
>17. It's not true that married men live longer than single men,
> it only seems longer.
>
>18. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
>
>19. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
> "Aren't you wearing your ring on the wrong finger?"
> The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>
>20. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
>
>21. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
> he still ends up with the same boss.
>
>22. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day
> he received a hundred letters and they all said the same thing,
> YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
>
>23. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
> be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.
>
