What do you call your Ex's?

[Jenny_in_Chico]

Chuzilla, Psycho, Drama Queen, Tons o NotFun, Stink bait, whore, *****, skank, self absorbed ****, .

Wait...what's wrong with being self-absorbed?

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” Oscar Wilde

 

[Xue Sheng]

I call all my ex's by their proper names. There is allways 2 sides to the story and I'm not the easiest person to live with either.
lori
though in ways we both made "a mistake"

True

But after the break up…… when you find out they were trying to take out a life insurance policy on you and you put that together with how hard they were pushing for a will while at the sane time they were secretly seeing the lawyer (the same one they were using for the will) about divorce… it makes you think.

Oh and lets not forget max out all your credit cards and take the entire bank account...and this is just part of it…. I do think it gives one justification to call one a name or two.

But on the flip side she called me names to and told as many of our friends (some now ex-friends) that would listen how much of a deadbeat I was...of course she failed to mention I was working 2 jobs and going to school at the time

 

[kaizasosei]

the greatest challenge.






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[Ken Morgan]

my first romance(and most real) romance was amazing because she was and is the most beautiful and wonderful woman i have ever laid eyes on-i wouldn't doubt it if she be the most beautiful creature that God has ever created. I wish she weren't my x.

My current relationship is a terrible mess. I feel like she has the devil in her. I think it is azazel, the angel of death himself. Exorcisms are starting to work...must change religions at least 3 times to effect the necessary changes. Next i think i should exorcise myself so that i don't end up like the priest in the exorcist, movie.

Just how flexable is her neck muscles? If she can turn her head more than 110 degrees, one way, I'd start to worry. Does she avoid using gralic in her meals? Does she avoid sunlight? She she disapear during full moons?
Sometimes things are so crazy, if you don't laugh, you'll cry...

 

[kaizasosei]

It's very worrysome indeed.










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[Bob Hubbard]

Wait...what's wrong with being self-absorbed?

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” Oscar Wilde

Lets just say that my view on a few of my ex's is quite similar to the late Sam Kinisons of his. There's a few though that I have found memories and wish them nothing but happiness and success.

 

[terryl965]

I call my ex the same as always, since the devorce we seem to get along better. Now with my current wife I have a few choice words but they are all nice.

 

[Big Don]

I used to call one "Psycho ***** from Hell" my estimation of her is lower now

 

[Carol]

First names, or just "my ex"

My divorce was about as civil as such a thing could be. Neither one of us hired a lawyer or a mediator. We bought a book to aid us with the legal language that included forms that were valid in the Commonwealth. The magistrate was a bit taken aback when she reviewed our paperwork for the judge, but it all went as smooth as such a thing could be.

Getting a Church annulment, should I ever go that way, might be another story. But that is a challenge for another day.

 

[David43515]

To date it`s always been first names. Never had a really ugly break up. If I didn`t think they were pretty cool people, I wouldn`t have asked them out in the first place.

 

[Rich Parsons]

I call them by their first names. I just talked to one on the phone today. We are still good friends.

My ex-wife ( I only have one), I call my ex-wife, or if the story I am relating has her in it, I will state "My wife at the time".

I prefer he first name or just ex-wife. We are not friends. Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[Xinglu]

I only have one ex I dislike and I have dubbed her: The Soul Eater. Her real name is forbidden to be spoken in my presence.

 

[shesulsa]

I only have one ex I dislike and I have dubbed her: The Soul Eater. Her real name is forbidden to be spoken in my presence.

Oh wow. Profound, dude.

:bow:

 

[seasoned]

It has been 40 years since I had an Ex. That would put it back in the late 60's. So at this point in time I would call all of them good memories.

 

[Korppi76]

I call them by their first names
Well I am quite good terms with most of them and they even let me sleep at their guest rooms when visiting towns they live. And they liked my kids etc. Also my wife likes them for some reason.... should I get worried...

 

[Flea]

I call them by their first names
Well I am quite good terms with most of them and they even let me sleep at their guest rooms when visiting towns they live. And they liked my kids etc. Also my wife likes them for some reason.... should I get worried...

Actually Korppi, I can say the same thing about most of my exes too, and it's a wonderful thing. I wish I could say the same thing for all of them.

On a different note, it's said that Trey Parker originally wrote this about an ex-girlfriend ...

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[Xinglu]

Oh wow. Profound, dude.

:bow:

Well, considering the circumstances of the termination of our relationship, I'm not far from the mark. She is pure evil.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

Actually Korppi, I can say the same thing about most of my exes too, and it's a wonderful thing. I wish I could say the same thing for all of them.

On a different note, it's said that Trey Parker originally wrote this about an ex-girlfriend ...

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Flea...why are all those cowboys naked?

 

[Touch Of Death]

How about lying, cheating snake in the grass.
Sean

 

[Flea]

Flea...why are all those cowboys naked?

Heh. You'll just have to see this cinematic masterpiece for yourself.