Way Of The Intercepting Sandwich

[KELLYG]

You all are not right in the head.

 

[crushing]

Whatta Ryu Do-ing

The inquisitive art.

 

[KELLYG]

How about hu flun dung.

bull sxxt happens even in martial arts

 

[zDom]

How about hu flun dung.

bull sxxt happens even in martial arts

Or the Korean version: Doo-do

Not to be confused with Dodo (There is no "try"; Do or Do Not!)

 

[MA-Caver]

You all are not right in the head.

Well, after repeated blows to the head from sparring ... whaddya expect?

 

[girlbug2]

Man Ya'Na-do: the art of putting things off until later.

The more proficient one becomes at procrastination, the less proficient one need be at all else.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Tofuquan

Bean Curd Fist

Tofuzhuang

Bean Curd Palm

or just ToFu

 

[kalikg]

Gun Fu; works well with any caliber martial artist! ) I prefer .45!

 

[mook jong man]

WANG CHUNG

Stop any attacker with the awesome power of crappy 80s music .

 

[terryl965]

Praying hands, The art of prayer with deadly intent.

 

[Sukerkin]

Man Ya'Na-do: the art of putting things off until later.

The more proficient one becomes at procrastination, the less proficient one need be at all else.

Now that's clever. Dan grade punstering, milady :rei:.

 

[Hyper_Shadow]

Hey, I didn't think this'd get so much of a response!

How about Sinto Do. You know you shouldn't but you do it because it's gooood.....

 

[crushing]

Jellido: The art of getting yourself out of a jam (to protect and to preserve!)

No to mention the very intimate. . .

Dill-do

The art of getting yourself out of a pickle.

 

[Drac]

Ki-Shing-Da-Flor..A ground fighting system...

 

[DavidCC]

One day at ym favorite (now closed) chinese restaurant we were discussing martial arts realted words. I asked about "chuan fa" but my pronounciation was terrible of course... now I'll probably get these details wrong but my attempt at saying "Fist Law" in cantonese was so bad that I really was saying "green onion flower" in mandarin.

So now I like to say that I do "green onion flower kung fu"

 

[shesulsa]

Ryu Gu Naheet Dat - System boasts many black belts.

Mun Kishimun Ki Do - Definitely an imitation 'art'.

Asai Sae Nat Do - Art of the bad example.

 

[KELLYG]

How about chaw da phat.
For people who like to talk more than fight.
or
chu de cud
martial arts for cows!

 

[zDom]

Coolrahte: the Art of Lookin' Good

Jewel-jitsu: attack the vulnerable spot on men!

Brazilian Jewel-jitsu: hold them really tight till they submit! Or cough.

Bongfu: water-cooled herbage-way!

Donkey Kong Soo Do: throwing barrels to stop attackers

Capo-quiero: for those who aspire to rise within the ranks of organized crime

Spankration: a punishing style! Works especially well on children or Tito Ortiz (was that redundant?)

 

[TwentyThree]

Or the Korean version: Doo-do

Not to be confused with Dodo (There is no "try"; Do or Do Not!)

Yes, but I understand that Dodo as an art became extinct around 300 years ago.

As in "Dead as a..."

 

[MA-Caver]

chu de cud
martial arts for cows!

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