Understanding Men....

[Cryozombie]

Tess - can I come too? I have a new sword I need to try out. I'm sure John'll be game.

Absolutley. Im working on disarming a sword weilding attacker and stealing their sword... I could use the real life experience and a new sword.

 

[Baytor]

Nah, just women who wander out of the kitchen and buy shoes.

But what if she's bringing you a drink? Oh yeah, then she's not wandering.... :bomb:

 

[FearlessFreep]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer
A: None. It should already be open when she brings it to him

 

[Lisa]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer
A: None. It should already be open when she brings it to him

Yeah, like that will EVER happen...

 

[Feisty Mouse]

actually techno a woman can't be a sexist if she believes that her sex/gender is better than a males. sexism is the ideology to justify the hierarchy of males dominating females. it's just a fact that this county is a male dominated society. and sexism is just justifying an already existing situation. so technically a woman can't be sexist unless she truely beliefs that she is inferior to the male population we're feminist not sexist don't you just hate sociology majors :asian:

We've already established that geeks are hot - you go on with your hot self!

 

[Raewyn]

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

 

[shesulsa]

Absolutley. Im working on disarming a sword weilding attacker and stealing their sword... I could use the real life experience and a new sword.

Hence the firearm backup ... and my buddy behind you.

 

[Rich Parsons]

actually techno a woman can't be a sexist if she believes that her sex/gender is better than a males. sexism is the ideology to justify the hierarchy of males dominating females. it's just a fact that this county is a male dominated society. and sexism is just justifying an already existing situation. so technically a woman can't be sexist unless she truely beliefs that she is inferior to the male population we're feminist not sexist don't you just hate sociology majors :asian:

Actually FJ, I would like to disagree with you, Racism is not just White to black. It exists with shades of variations. Sexism works both directions. Spousal abuse does not exist in a single direction, it exists in both directions.

Now, I Agree that statistics show there is a biased in all examples above.

MY opinion on these subjects.
:asian:

 

[Cryozombie]

Hence the firearm backup ... and my buddy behind you.

Just remember...

You'd never see me coming...

<poof>

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

Actually FJ, I would like to disagree with you, Racism is not just White to black. It exists with shades of variations. Sexism works both directions. Spousal abuse does not exist in a single direction, it exists in both directions.

Now, I Agree that statistics show there is a biased in all examples above.

MY opinion on these subjects.
:asian:

Sexism can also be reversed, if the society is a female dominated society...at least by the sociological definition of sexism. and no racism isn't just a white/black thing, but then again in other countries there are different definitions of race too. i was just looking at it as a US society, there's always an exception to every theory then again this is the comedy cafe so nothing is taken too seriously and out of context here. which is wonderful when we pokes fun at eachother. like why is it that guys find it fun to play games like bloody knuckles or see who can hit their head the hardest on objects. my younger brother is constantly doing stupid stuff like that. maybe him and his friends are just abnormal. i know my female friends and i never did anything like that. this understanding the other gender is for the birds

 

[Rich Parsons]

Sexism can also be reversed, if the society is a female dominated society...at least by the sociological definition of sexism. and no racism isn't just a white/black thing, but then again in other countries there are different definitions of race too. i was just looking at it as a US society, there's always an exception to every theory then again this is the comedy cafe so nothing is taken too seriously and out of context here. which is wonderful when we pokes fun at eachother. like why is it that guys find it fun to play games like bloody knuckles or see who can hit their head the hardest on objects. my younger brother is constantly doing stupid stuff like that. maybe him and his friends are just abnormal. i know my female friends and i never did anything like that. this understanding the other gender is for the birds

But sexism does exist. If a man walks into a beading class, does he not get treated differently? Does not a man who knits in the bar get treated differently, yet any woman doing these activities would not have a problme with it. In the first example, it would be women being sexist and discriminatory towards men. In teh second it could be either men or women being sexist.

I do not care if women do martial arts or play football. Or a guy wants to ply high school volley ball, (* which in my area is only female *), or what have you. Any separation or discrimination based upon sex can be called sexism.

As to why guys do crazy things such as hit each other, one could say this is men being men, in proving their worth or strength in society even if theri society is no bigger than their local neighborhood.

And Yes, this is the comedy cafe, and yes I agree the Male Species can be different . i.e. this poster

 

[Sarah]

Hope you guys arent getting your knickers in a twist here....this thread was just ment for some light hearted fun.

Here's one for the boys:

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]

Every single day, I give thanks to God
That I was born a man instead of a broad

I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee

When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV



I go to a barber, not a beauty salon

Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on

Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts

I use my turn signal, I understand sports



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't go through a phase, every 28 days

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons

Don't take lots of friends when I go the the john

I don't buy shoes just because they're on sale

And I don't throw a fit when I break a nail

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't face the pain, of water-weight gain

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror

I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer

I drink beer from a bottle and not from a glass

I don't ask my friends about the size of my ***



Oh, I love your fair faces

And your warm, soft embraces

And I love those things inside of your blouse

But if I had boobs, I'd not leave the house



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I don't spend hours getting ready for a date

I don't play with dolls unless they inflate

After sex in bed, my spot's always dry and

when someone asks my age, I never lie



I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines

I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans

I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie

These are probably the same shorts I wore yesterday



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I find Michael Bolton, completely revoltin'

Man, I'm glad I'm a man [/font]

​

 

[MA-Caver]

:waah: That... that was ... just... beautiful... pure... poetry *sniff* I-I'm a-a-at a l-los-loss for words here.
Th-thank you Sarah for posting that... oh man, I'm so moved. :waah:

I-I'm sorry I gotta go lie down for a while.

*sniff* :wah:

 

[KenpoTex]

Well I'm not quite to the point where I'm shedding tears(Caver is a sissy ), but that was pretty good.

 

[Simon Curran]

And can we get an AMEN...

 

[MA-Caver]

Well I'm not quite to the point where I'm shedding tears(Caver is a sissy ), but that was pretty good.

I'm not a sissy, I'm a man who's in touch with his feelings... nyaah ~~~

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

I'm not a sissy, I'm a man who's in touch with his feelings... nyaah ~~~

Awww now you all stop picking on MaCaver...he can be in touch with his feminine side. Sarah me get my knickers in a knot???????????? who me??????? no i would never do that, especially in this forum.

 

[Chronuss]

Hope you guys arent getting your knickers in a twist here....this thread was just ment for some light hearted fun.

Here's one for the boys:

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]​

Every single day, I give thanks to God
That I was born a man instead of a broad

I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee

When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV



I go to a barber, not a beauty salon

Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on

Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts

I use my turn signal, I understand sports



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't go through a phase, every 28 days

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons

Don't take lots of friends when I go the the john

I don't buy shoes just because they're on sale

And I don't throw a fit when I break a nail

Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't face the pain, of water-weight gain

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror

I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer

I drink beer from a bottle and not from a glass

I don't ask my friends about the size of my ***



Oh, I love your fair faces

And your warm, soft embraces

And I love those things inside of your blouse

But if I had boobs, I'd not leave the house



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill

Man, I'm glad I'm a man



I don't spend hours getting ready for a date

I don't play with dolls unless they inflate

After sex in bed, my spot's always dry and

when someone asks my age, I never lie



I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines

I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans

I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie

These are probably the same shorts I wore yesterday



Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man

Tell you the reason I am, man

I find Michael Bolton, completely revoltin'

Man, I'm glad I'm a man [/font]

you forgot about how adept we are with technology and computers...:wink1:...remember...we're geeks...hehe.

 

[someguy]

you forgot about how adept we are with technology and computers...:wink1:...remember...we're geeks...hehe.

Hey I represent that. I mean resent resent resent. Ok ok fine I'm a geek.

 

[Baytor]

Being a geek isn't so bad... Some of us have done pretty well for ouselves, and still find time to be wild and crazy guys.:uhyeah: