Understanding Men....

[kid]

heres a reason why we don't try to understand women, we just accept them as they are.MALE PROCEDURE

> > > >

> > > >* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

> > > >* 2 Put down your car window.

> > > >* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

> > > >* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

> > > >* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt

> > > >* 6 Put window up

> > > >* 7 Drive off

> > > >

> > > >FEMALE PROCEDURE

> > > >

> > > >* 1 Drive up to cash machine

> > > >* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to
machine

> > > >* 3 Set parking Break, Put the window down

> > > >* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate

>card.

> > > >* 5 Turn the radio down

> > > >* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine

> > > >* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine

> > > >* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine

> > > > due to its excessive distance from the car

> > > >* 9 Insert card

> > > >* 10 Re-insert card the right way up

> > > >* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the

> > > > inside back page

> > > >* 12 Enter PIN.

> > > >* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

> > > >* 14 Enter amount of cash required

> > > >* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror

> > > >* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt

> > > >* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside

> > > >* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook

> > > >* 19 Re-check make-up again

> > > >* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet

> > > >* 21 Reverse back to cash machine

> > > >* 22 Retrieve card

> > > >* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card

> > > > into the slot provided

> > > >* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
drivers

> > > > queuing behind

> > > >* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off

> > > >* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles

> > > >* 27 Release Parking Break

 

[MA-Caver]

Being a geek isn't so bad... Some of us have done pretty well for ouselves, and still find time to be wild and crazy guys.:uhyeah:

Yeah well, how much you wanna bet that he'd still pick it up anyway. He didn't get to where he's making half a million an hour by being stupid. :uhyeah:

 

[Baytor]

No, he'd PAY someone to pick it up for him.

 

[FearlessFreep]

In defense of geeks everywhere, Bill Gates is *not* a geek. He's a dumpster diving oppertunistic thief who's parents had money and he got lucky

 

[Sarah]

In defense of geeks everywhere, Bill Gates is *not* a geek. He's a dumpster diving oppertunistic thief who's parents had money and he got lucky

If you're a geek, check this out.....lol

http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html



http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

 

[AC_Pilot]

Sits on the wind swept rocky ledge, watching the chaos below with mute indifference :ultracool

 

[MisterMike]

In defense of geeks everywhere, Bill Gates is *not* a geek. He's a dumpster diving oppertunistic thief who's parents had money and he got lucky

Was Apple Computer company that dumpster?

 

[FearlessFreep]

No, when he was still in school, Gates would filch source code listings from the trash for projects he was working on

 

[Chronuss]

If you're a geek, check this out.....lol

http://www.geekcode.com/geek.html

let's see....I'm a...

-----BEGIN GEEK BLOCK CODE-----
Version 3.12

GIT>$GCS>$ d-(++) s: a-- C++++ UL+++ P>P++ L+++ E- W++ N o++>++++ K- w++++ O-
M- V PS PE Y PGP+ t--- 5- X R+(+++) tv+(+++) b++(+++) DI+ D++ G e>e+++ h! r+ y++*

------END GEEK BLOCK CODE------


yeah....I got bored.

 

[FUZZYJ692000]

heres a reason why we don't try to understand women, we just accept them as they are.MALE PROCEDURE

> > > >

> > > >* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

> > > >* 2 Put down your car window.

> > > >* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

> > > >* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

> > > >* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt

> > > >* 6 Put window up

> > > >* 7 Drive off

> > > >

> > > >FEMALE PROCEDURE

> > > >

> > > >* 1 Drive up to cash machine

> > > >* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to
machine

> > > >* 3 Set parking Break, Put the window down

> > > >* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate

>card.

> > > >* 5 Turn the radio down

> > > >* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine

> > > >* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine

> > > >* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine

> > > > due to its excessive distance from the car

> > > >* 9 Insert card

> > > >* 10 Re-insert card the right way up

> > > >* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the

> > > > inside back page

> > > >* 12 Enter PIN.

> > > >* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

> > > >* 14 Enter amount of cash required

> > > >* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror

> > > >* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt

> > > >* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside

> > > >* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook

> > > >* 19 Re-check make-up again

> > > >* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet

> > > >* 21 Reverse back to cash machine

> > > >* 22 Retrieve card

> > > >* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card

> > > > into the slot provided

> > > >* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
drivers

> > > > queuing behind

> > > >* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off

> > > >* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles

> > > >* 27 Release Parking Break

I work at a bank you have no idea how STUPID people can actually be when they are in the lane or at the ATM. and talking about parking break, i had the parking break on in my driveway and there's a little hill...well apparently i didn't have it in all the way and um, yea i came out of the house to see it inches it's way backwards down the hill :idunno: just my funny little tid-bit today, so i chased after it and jumped inside and was thankful it didn't hit my dad's mustang :uhyeah: