Unconventional weapons

Oh I figured that but...how do I describe my mind set now? Okay, here we go. Picture walking into a room for the first time and looking at the objects and then having a Robocopesque LCD readout as follows.

Candle stick: hold candles, blunt force trauma.
Pen: writing implement, puncture.
Cordless phone: Hand set: blunt force trauma, charging cable: capture, restraint, strangulation.

It's automatic, almost subconscious, otherwise i would call it paranoia.

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"Otherwise"? :p
 
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