Top 10 Things Men Know about Women...
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Baytor
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Hey, I know something about women.
They smell better than us. :uhyeah:
They smell better than us. :uhyeah:
Sorry to burst your Bubble Chronuss...
Thats the top 10 things BOYS like you know about women.
Ask us MEN somtime, the list is pretty long.
Thats the top 10 things BOYS like you know about women.
Ask us MEN somtime, the list is pretty long.
Technopunk said:
:rofl:
John,
This made me laugh out loud.
Thanks
Chronus has lots to learn but he is still young
And I agree with the statement by Nalia, that Tess needs to beat up Chad.
As I know she does when he really needs it. 
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Insedia_Cantharis
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urg.... This is baaaaaaaaaaad...
kid
Black Belt
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford
and
tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention... the
Assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you
can hang out
with anyone in Heaven you want.
" Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God
Himself." So
the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces
him to
God.
Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refreshing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.> 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In
no time,
the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is
flawed, but
according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.
and
tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention... the
Assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you
can hang out
with anyone in Heaven you want.
" Ford thinks about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God
Himself." So
the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces
him to
God.
Ford asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were you thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refreshing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.> 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
"Hummmm," replies God, "hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In
no time,
the computer prints out a report and God reads it.
God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is
flawed, but
according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.
