Ninja penguin that is.
Showdown
Andrew Green vs Brother John
the'll have to identify him by his beek records :cuss:
Showdown
Andrew Green vs Brother John
the'll have to identify him by his beek records :cuss:
There can be only one....
- Thread starter Andrew Green
- Start date
LOL!
Run Brother John, RUN!!! He is mad I tell you, Mad, Mad, Mad!!! and very protective of his Ninja Penguin status
Run Brother John, RUN!!! He is mad I tell you, Mad, Mad, Mad!!! and very protective of his Ninja Penguin status
pete
Master Black Belt
both penguin imposters... here is the real deal, and founder of penguin style:
http://www.geocities.com/daniphil_11721/attach1.html
http://www.geocities.com/daniphil_11721/attach1.html
Fight with attitude
Green Belt
Not this again...last time this happen lots of blood was shed, penguins were hung, and had there head cut off..hmmm, I think I should bring back my old avatar..yeah Andrew would love that :wavey:
Flatlander
Grandmaster
Still waiting for the showdown. Brother John, where are you?
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The age-old showdown, youth/energy vs age/cunning. I would be on Brother John, swam around the ice floes a few times.... TW
Flatlander
Grandmaster
He'll eventually waddle this way.....
i was gonna say something and get involved...but thought it'd be more interesting to sit back and watch the show
Brother John ain't no penguin. No Ninja penguin worth half his weight in fish would ignore a challlenge...
I am thinking he is just a Chicken in disguise...
I am thinking he is just a Chicken in disguise...
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TigerWoman said:
Whoops, that got out wrong... its bet on Brother John as he's swum around the ice floes a few times. Go John! Exactly how you going to do this challenge. Seal Bounce? Penguin Bashing? Huh? TW
Brother John
Senior Master
HOSA Andrew-San...
You have fallen prey to the wiles of the TRUE Ninja-Penguin such as myself!!! For only a novice would waddle out on thin ice as you have and flap thine pusilanamous wings against thine chest and boast of defeating a master as you have now done! Meanwhile I have kept to the most Ancient of Penguin-Ninja ways, I Flap without Flying...In stealth I belly slide round the darkest of glaciers, out of sight of penguin or sealion or even the dastardly masters of Orca-Ryu Jutsu. Yes, I have seen your blue masked ways and secretly observed your lack of fish finding...oh he who dwells on the yellow ice!!!! Meanwhile, seeing your OPEN defiance of the most ancient masters as you mail-order anchovies...I slide my beak beneath my slick black wing and snicker as one who knows the truth...As I have studied under Soke-dokey OPUS himself.
Thine threats, thine claims and thine beak art empty...
And so I press my beak against thine rounded belly and snear as I scream...
"HOSA Andrew-San...ungard, havatchoo..."
You have fallen prey to the wiles of the TRUE Ninja-Penguin such as myself!!! For only a novice would waddle out on thin ice as you have and flap thine pusilanamous wings against thine chest and boast of defeating a master as you have now done! Meanwhile I have kept to the most Ancient of Penguin-Ninja ways, I Flap without Flying...In stealth I belly slide round the darkest of glaciers, out of sight of penguin or sealion or even the dastardly masters of Orca-Ryu Jutsu. Yes, I have seen your blue masked ways and secretly observed your lack of fish finding...oh he who dwells on the yellow ice!!!! Meanwhile, seeing your OPEN defiance of the most ancient masters as you mail-order anchovies...I slide my beak beneath my slick black wing and snicker as one who knows the truth...As I have studied under Soke-dokey OPUS himself.
Thine threats, thine claims and thine beak art empty...
And so I press my beak against thine rounded belly and snear as I scream...
"HOSA Andrew-San...ungard, havatchoo..."
D_Brady
Purple Belt
Brother John said:
That was so cool. NOT that I'm taking sides, you both freak me out a little bit.
Brother John
Senior Master
Fight with attitude said:
OOSuu.."Fight with attitude"
I appreciate your avoidance of conflict as you waddle the path of peace...
But lo...one hath called me out of the shadows, flinging the stinky dung of malice too and fro..
But I must address your concerns... you are TOO late!!!
For this is one penguin that is Already "hung".....
Flatlander
Grandmaster
opcorn:
opcorn: Dan pass that popcorn, this time I'll get you a stool...my money's on the Bro! The other one likes to trash talk and he wears a frilly pink pillow beneath his feathers in Penguin Bounce that could be considered cheating! And well, Brother John is, as he put it, hung so me thinks as long as he promises to wear his xl cup, I'll sit here in his corner and be his water girl!
Brother John
Senior Master
Yes Flatlander-San.... observe, Observe and snarf thine buttery popcorn as a giant male sealion with post-nasal drainage....
For the I will lay waste utterly to this killer-whale snack known only as "Andrew-San"...
if that IS his real name....
For the I will lay waste utterly to this killer-whale snack known only as "Andrew-San"...
if that IS his real name....
Brother John
Senior Master
YOSH....Nalia-sama...Nalia said:Brother John ain't no penguin. No Ninja penguin worth half his weight in fish would ignore a challlenge...
I am thinking he is just a Chicken in disguise...
Hold fast and lift thine beak from the sand. You've been held sway by the whiles of a dastardly noviciate-Penguin Ninja-wanabe (say THAT 5X fast).. Your confusion has grown longer than thine neck...which thou hast now lain upon my chopping block of DOOOOOM!!!!!
So turn thine end with white ploomage toward the sun and hop away in silly Ostrich fashion... for you have not risen to the level of sublime wisdom of my water-girl Mj-Hi-Yah... which in our native Tonge means "She with sufficient wisdom to take the correct side in a fight between two Penguin-Ninja by chosing the Hung-one". It's true...that's a direct translation from the original Kanji for Mj-Hi-Yah...
look it up.
:asian:
Flatlander
Grandmaster
I have decided to come out from behind my avatar to watch this one personally...
Brother John
Senior Master
IMPOSTER????pete said:
Perhaps Andrew-San, but not I.
(in fact I suspect he's actually a puffin with his hair slicked down in whale lard, oldest trick in the books...I know.....I've bought all the old books on E-Bay)
Pete-Pete-Pete...
Though should'st have kept thine tongue against thine epiglotis in order to restrict thine display of ignorance...
BEWARE, Lest I slap thee with fish as well in my Tuxedo-like FURRY!!!!
(wish I could spell)
