There can be only one....

[Kenpo Mama]

see below secrets of the ancient penguin style, documented
by the great senior grandmaster oswald chesterfield cobblepot

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Ah ha! I think i prefer the breast butt and lunge peck myself!!!! I have also noticed a little chin-na technique there with the bill lock and twist! But tell me pete, why have you chosen to reveal the ancient secrets of the penguin style - should not these be already known by the ones that call themselves "Brother John" and the "Green one of blue eyes".

Ah let the techniques of the ancient penguin style be shown! If they truly dare to call themselves penguins at all!

How bout if boys???? Is it a showdown at the martial talk "petting" zoo????

Kenpo Mama (penguin lover) :ultracool

 

[Andrew Green]

There is a faint thud...

Brother John looks shocked...

"Pass the sushi" He says raising a hand, and then falls face first into the snow revealing a frozen fish imbedded in his back.

 

[Lisa]

YOSH....Nalia-sama...
Hold fast and lift thine beak from the sand. You've been held sway by the whiles of a dastardly noviciate-Penguin Ninja-wanabe (say THAT 5X fast).. Your confusion has grown longer than thine neck...which thou hast now lain upon my chopping block of DOOOOOM!!!!!
So turn thine end with white ploomage toward the sun and hop away in silly Ostrich fashion... for you have not risen to the level of sublime wisdom of my water-girl Mj-Hi-Yah... which in our native Tonge means "She with sufficient wisdom to take the correct side in a fight between two Penguin-Ninja by chosing the Hung-one". It's true...that's a direct translation from the original Kanji for Mj-Hi-Yah...
look it up.
:asian:

Ah, Brother John-san... old proverb say he who flaps beak too much will pay a large price. Yes, you may have years over the young one but, alas, me thinks your time has come. Andrew-san but lay in wait for the perfect moment to pounce on you... like a good ninja he be... no talk... but all action!!!!

 

[Andrew Green]

Masta Pengu says "He who has a big beak, bound to catch fish"

 

[Lisa]

LOL...Yes we to help me about Alex...she crazy...so is her mother Nalia...I don't know whats wrong with them :hammer:

Where is Alex?...she hates seeing penguins getting hurt.

As much as Alex hates seeing penguins get hurt she hates it more when people egg-on the conflict... I would be watching your back tomorrow night FWA....


can anyone say... STICKS!!!!!!!

 

[Fight with attitude]

can anyone say... STICKS!!!!!!!

NNNNNOOOOOO!!!

I'm sitting out if we do sticks...here's a better idea..if we are really going to do sticks tell me about it so I don't come.

BTW you always say I'm no fun when we do sticks...you would have more fun if I wasn't there.

 

[Lisa]

Now we lay him down to sleep

Cause brother john fell on his beak

He was a loud mouth, and a fean

He’s a Ninja penguin no longer seen

Eulogy anyone?

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Nice poem Nalia but not soooo fast eh? Trumpet blaring...

This just in from Shesulsa who can't be here in person until after her test:

Brudda John not come without reinforcements - that's why he called Brudda! The family is lurking, hiding BJ so he may pounce upon the unsuspecting and clearly inferior imposter penguin.
__________________

 

[Andrew Green]

Brudda?

I got his theme right here:

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on ricki lake
The world needs wannabe's, so
Hey, hey do that brand new thing

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Eulogy anyone?

But of course...

Here lies Andrew, or rather Mr. Green
Who faught dirty...it wasn't very clean
Brother John will bury him tomorrow before dawn
In a frilly pink casket on the Martial Talk lawn!

 

[Andrew Green]

Ninja fight? Hello? masters of dirty fight?

Sheesh...

And dumb as a zombie, doesn't mean he'll come back to life, despite having a loyal brain dead follower such as yourself

 

[mj-hi-yah]

Ninja fight? Hello? masters of dirty fight?

Sheesh...

And dumb as a zombie, doesn't mean he'll come back to life, despite having a loyal brain dead follower such as yourself

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:Well see what I mean guys? Don't you have an egg to go hatch or something?

 

[Andrew Green]

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:Well see what I mean guys? Don't you have an egg to go hatch or something?

So you accuse me of dirty fighting, then you go and try and bring my family into it?!?!

 

[mj-hi-yah]

So you accuse me of dirty fighting, then you go and try and bring my family into it?!?!

LOL pl-ease so now you admit there will be hatchlings for future contention! You should be the poster penguin for penguin population control!

 

[TigerWoman]

But Brother John is hardly out
Can't your recognize where he's about?
Gnashing his beak, sharpening its will
Does he smell blood or a whoopin' will fill?
That earlier thing was butt a ruse
A fish in back what through all that snooze?
That twas a time to regenerate
Andrew missed that lunch of his very fate
A duel of penguin feet has not been met
Can't call a cowardly stab a nyet,
Besides all that errm, muscle will nary in go
a fish to pluck and put in snow (for later snack)
So bide our time the Bro' and 'droo,
will surely clash when the clock strikes two,
or three, or four, or maybe two plus ten whatever,
but will bye the ready with the corn
because this diet already has my scorn,
So bet on John to downpegg this fresh fish
for as all have said he would make a nice dish!
Yo! TW

 

[mj-hi-yah]

LOL :boing1: TW that was perfecto... two popcorns opcorn: opcorn: for that!

 

[Sarah]

That was spectacular TW

 

[Andrew Green]

There once was a woman from Venus...

No thats not it...

There once was a man from nantucket....

No, thats not it either...

Oh well...

*Totally flips out and kills some lurkers then picks up a guitar and plays a riff with a fish...*

 

[Sarah]

LOL...And you think us girls are evil...

There once was a woman from Venus...

No thats not it...

There once was a man from nantucket....

No, thats not it either...

Oh well...

*Totally flips out and kills some lurkers then picks up a guitar and plays a riff with a fish...*

 

[Fight with attitude]

*Totally flips out and kills some lurkers then picks up a guitar and plays a riff with a fish...*

Why is it always the ninjas who flip out and kill people?