The Super-Duper Big Toe Defense!

It sounds kinda like a 'Mr. Miyagism' phrase. "You no touch my toe, and I no kick your a$$!"

No touch knockout?! Toe chi protection?! Yeh, I'll buy that, and give me a large order of fries and a drink with that BS, as well. The really sad part about all this is that these guys wouldn't waste their time spewing their nonsense unless there was a market for it aka- gullible fools, willing to throw away their money on it.
 
Hey it works! I saw it! Frank Dux (Van Damme) did it while fighting for his life in BloodSport! He made a fist with one hand, and waved his other across the face of a downed opponent- and he went to sleep! Of course it was only for a few seconds. he had to get elbowed and chopped to go down permanently.
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Hey if you can breath in through your sphincter I'm sure you won't need and toe chi to protect you from a no touch KO


Interesting note Taoist thought that if you farted you lost Qi so they avoided the Onion family.
 
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