Edmund BlackAdder
<B>Rabid Wolverine</B>
Why is it I am now thinking about the Winston Churchill Speech the one with "We shall fight them on the beaches"
4 June 1940
"I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of Parliament and the nation.
The American Empire and the Bananna Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Wino and all the odious apparatus of Leftist rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the pubs,
we shall fight on the streets and avenues,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the pool hall, we shall defend our cities, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the porches,
we shall fight on the lawn,
we shall fight in the back allies and in the streets,
we shall fight in the food kitches;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this nation or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Martialist Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old."
We have met the enemy and they are the homeless... and they are ... US
It is? Well then put a dress on it and call me Susan.
*wipes a tear* Very nice sir, very nice. I wonder if the point will be lost on our dear Martialist?
Most probably yes. The lack of a reply so far to such wonderful rebuttles is telling. Most likely there is much gnashing of tooth in The Kingdom of Fa where the Fa King (Official King of Fa) is telling his Fa King Subjects (The official subjects of the king of fa) all about our Fa King Comments (The official comments about the king of fa) is quite a state of Fa King Disbelief (The official disbelief of the king of fa).
Oh.
My.
God.
Why yes, I suppose I am.
Nomination for post of the year. Thats ****ing great!
Why Thank you. Wibble.
Yargh! Even Adolf Hitler is blushing after reading this dreck. So, BlackAdder, if you lose your job and happen to end up out on the street, does that mean that we should not show you any compassion whatsoever and shoot you like the dog that you are? How about your homeless wife and kids, too? Should we cut off their begging cups and chop off their blocks, too? Maybe you would want me to cut down your homeless wife or daughter at 50 paces? The funny thing about such diatribes as yours is that such people often end up among the very people that they despise so dearly. It's fate's/god's little way of teaching us that we are all equal irregardless of race, class, or any other social division that man has created for himself. Wibble...I've got to remember that one :lol:! (This post was tongue n' cheek, of course)
My wife is not only homeless, she is topless sir, and for $20 you can see her bottomless, though at the legally required 50 pace limit. How you knew this escapes me for the moment, but I have to repel a flash mob of winos who are after my port attacking from my starboard side. They aren't here yet, but I can smell them coming. It's either bums or these underpants I have on my head to hide the tinfoil. Baaaaah.