The perfect man

[hardheadjarhead]

A man walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi
just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like Dave."

"Who?"

"Dave Bronson. There's a guy who did everything right. Like
my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have
happened like that to Dave every single time."

"There are always a few clouds over everybody."

"Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on
the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star."

"He was something, huh?"

"He had a memory like a trap. Could remember everybody's
birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He
could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the
whole neighborhood blacks out."

"No wonder you remember him."

"Well, I never actually met Dave."

"Then how do you know so much about him?"

"I married his widow."



Regards,


Steve

 

[mj-hi-yah]

LOL no one could live up to that!

 

[Flatlander]

Very nice, Steve. Fortunately for all of us, Dave's dead. Had he not died, you can be sure all of his wife's friends would have been telling our wives of his greatness, and we all know where that would get us.

 

[Feisty Mouse]

:roflmao: You know, I've said it before, I'll say it again - I was the nicest wife. I didn't say things like that at all. NOW, however...! :ultracool

 

[hardheadjarhead]

Very nice, Steve. Fortunately for all of us, Dave's dead. Had he not died, you can be sure all of his wife's friends would have been telling our wives of his greatness, and we all know where that would get us.

Look, I'm an optimist, but I fully expect within a year most of us will be hearing our wives say they had a friend of a friend who lost this guy Dave...


Regards,


Steve

 

[MA-Caver]

Dave?
Ya, it's Dave man, open up the door...





Dave's not here.

 

[Mark Weiser]

Setting

A woman researcher manages to parlay for a sample of Dave's DNA in hopes of recreating Him for herself and if she is lucky make a few extra dollars making clones of Dave for her friends.

Outcome

Husbands and Men meet secretly at the MAD(Men Against Dave's) Headquarters at the local rest stop hidden under the Men's bathroom.
Planning on how to overthrow the Evil Dave's

Coming soon The War of Dave's near you! Are you ready?